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V.23 No.8 | 2/20/2014

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The Daily Word in Snake Salvation, Sid Ceasar and the Craigslist Killer

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Craigslist Killer Miranda Barbour confesses to more than 22 murders.

We may be facing a Clown Crisis.

Reportedly, Kim Jong Un drowns babies.

“Snake Salvation” reality star Pastor Jamie Coots died of a snake bite.

Rest in peace, Sid Ceasar.

A Pixar artist made a children’s book of mature scenes from iconic films.

Learn how to stretch your cell phone’s charge in a power outage.

Throughout history, humans have made up games that torture animals.

NBC smuggled its own secret Starbucks into the Olympics.

Love affects Facebook activity.

See a 17-year-old Prince.

Bosque fire alert.

Dennis Anderson found a gunshot victim in his bed.

There is a possible radiation leak at WIPP.

Happy birthday Paris Hilton.

V.20 No.18 | 5/5/2011

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The Daily Word: Bin Laden Death Photos, Hidden Bomb in Europe, Sony Hackers Strike Again

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The White House plans to release at least one Osama bin Laden death photo.

Bin Laden’s kind of like that Saw killer; one more video made shortly before his death is expected to surface.

WikiLeaks reveals a rumor in which Al Qaeda has hidden a nuclear bomb in Europe to detonate in the event of bin Laden’s capture.

Scott Pelley takes Katie Couric’s old seat as the anchor of “CBS Evening News.”

The hackers of Sony’s PlayStation Network have hit a second online service, exposing 25 million more accounts.

This pissed off customer gets even with Sears by attacking police with a weed whacker.

An airplane passenger is arrested after placing his hand up a flight attendant’s skirt.

Paris Hilton’s Hollywood Hills home is available to rent for a cool $20,000 a month.

Two dogs survive a 175-foot slide off of a cliff.

This middle school teacher shaves for the first time since 9/11, vowing to grow a beard until bin Laden was caught.

The Post Office’s Statue of Libery stamp turns out to be a picture of the fake Las Vegas one at New York-New York Hotel and Casino.

V.19 No.38 | 9/23/2010

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The Daily Word 9.27.10: Segway casualty, Obama in Albuquerque and Kenny Rogers wannabes.

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American infidels can expect an “October Surpise” from al Qaeda.

Segway’s owner died driving a Segway off a cliff.

A Buddhist monk made footprints in wood.

Read about Brazil’s new president.

Sometimes men look like Kenny Rogers.

Sometimes the cops put a GPS unit on your car without a warrant.

Does the Super Stack mark the end of food stacking?

Yeti alert!

Ethnic mapping shows segregation in major US cities.

Attention Stargate fans. Both of you. You can buy authentic Stargate shit.

Newspapers make spelling errors. Schocking!

The Hobbit movie is in trouble.

Women apologize more than men. And don’t you forget it.

Comic Greg Giraldo took too many pills.

Paris Hilton settled a lawsuit with Hallmark. She will take the stipulated amount in drugs.

Trapped Chilean miners can't drink or play video games.

The UN appoints Mazlan Othman as first contact for visiting aliens. I wonder if he’s ever been to Dulce.

Obama’s in the South Valley today.

22-year-old Lillie Jones died behind bars.

Did Ted Turner’s ranch boss hold Bible classes?

You can listen to the Denish/Martinez Temple Albert debate.

Sophie’s got some nice ABQ stories for you over at DCF.

It’s Google’s birthday, but there’s no song for it. So it’s Sean Cassidy’s birthday. Ladies, please.

V.19 No.35 | 9/2/2010

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The Daily Word for 8.30.10: a chupacabras bite, a fancy car and a monkey riding a goat.

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A Dallas woman was bitten by the Chupacabras.

Here are the Emmy winners.

There were shootings in Arizona and Alaska.

One time, a monkey rode a goat.

A deadly volcano erupted in Indonesia.

Smell the screams of freshly mowed grass.

A bag of cocaine fell out of Paris Hilton’s purse.

Six secret things from Cracked.com.

Martin Short’s wife died.

Pay dirt on my claims about heavy drinking.

Here’s a $2 million car.

The Ghost Train hunter can now be seen haunting the rails at night.

APD shut down that one party place.

There was a stabbing in the South Valley.

West Mesa High doesn’t like Juggalos.

Rudolfo Carrillo reports from Bubonicon 42.

Happy birthday, Lewis Black.