We're at the parking structure behind the office. S. is dressed up like Jean Luc Picard in his leisure wear. She's introducing someone to town. She tells him the parking structure is called "Met Corner." We scoff at the made up name. "She didn't even call it Robot or TARDIS corner" we remark. I have a mosquito bite on the inside of my bicep. It's large and misshapen. It looks somewhat like an over ripe strawberry or the tip of a tongue.

Newly discovered Homo Naledi species with primate and human features.

Female cartoonist sentenced to 12 years in prison for shaking her lawyer’s hand.

Last 9/11 Search-and-rescuce dog gets honored in New York City and Celebrates her 16th birthday.

60-year-old man travels the world swimming through the ocean.

Man remembers to pay his college parking tickets after 40 years.

Crane collapses at Islam’s mosques.

Flordia man arrested for plan to use a pressure cooker bomb at 9/11 memorial.

Check out these Disney characters in virtual reality!

Syrian man flees to greece but not without his kitten Olive.

“No In-Out Privileges.” That’s what she said.

New woman stepping forward in sex charges against Herman Cain will speak at news conference this afternoon.

Penn State officials step down in wake of sex scandal cover-up for ex-football coach.

Council voting today on red light cameras.

Six men locked away in steel tubes for a year-and-a-half in simulated Mars500 Project have emerged from isolation.

Guitarist for the satirical heavy metal band GWAR found dead.

The joys of daytime talk shows.

Masked bandits steal 6,000 copies of Modern Warfare 3 in France over the weekend.

Did you remember, remember the fifth of November?

Stores opening earlier than ever before this Black Friday.

Community College instructor falls to his death in front of a group of students.

Hubble makes first ever direct observation of a disc around a black hole.

Jimmy Kimmel vs. Ellen Degeneres nice-off.

Do you park like an idiot?

WE WANT BEER: anti-prohibition signage.

New Jersey's dancing shoplifter gets nabbed after his moves get caught on security camera.

Facebook unfriending is alleged motive in arson case.

Do you have a doggelganger?

Thanks to Uncle Tom and Uncle Carl for the helpful links.

World reacts angrily to the execution of Troy Davis in Georgia last night.

Ron Paul's supporters are scared of N.M.'s ex-Gov. Gary Johnson, who's in tonight's national debate.

Dog? Horse? Donkey? Chicken? Who will be Corrales' mayor?

Urban farm in Downtown Albuquerque on Second Street and Silver.

Meet TV's fact-checkers.

Images of the satellite that's falling to Earth.

Parking meter wasteland.

Universities seek students with cash money.

Uncreative writing.

Edupunk: A guide to a free online education.

Man builds lady cave to sleep in. (NSFW if your work sux.)

One Million Moms seeks to halt Schweddy Balls.

Thanks to Paul for sending me this one.

I'm sure you see plenty of asshole parking jobs, take a picture and email me.

I'm sure you see plenty of asshole parking jobs, take a picture and email me.

I'm sure you see plenty of asshole parking jobs, take a picture and email me.

Sent to me by Emma, she writes:

This is the wheelchair accessible sidewalk ramp and the sidewalk at the entrance of a hotel in Albuquerque. He left his Caddy there for 7 hours.

I'm sure you see plenty of asshole parking jobs, take a picture and email me.

I'm sure you see plenty of asshole parking jobs, take a picture and email me.

Thanks to Scott for sending me this one. He writes:

This is how the "parking enforcer" was parked while she was giving out parking tickets.

I'm sure you see plenty of asshole parking jobs, take a picture and email me.

Thanks to an anonymous friend for sending me this one. He writes:

Two spots for the cali ghetto cruiser. Here it is over two spots in a little lot.

I'm sure you see plenty of asshole parking jobs, take a picture and email me.

Thanks to Andrew for sending me this one. He writes

Our State Police at work. Enjoy

I'm sure you see plenty of asshole parking jobs, take a picture and email me.

Thanks to Dandee for sending me this one.

I'm sure you see plenty of asshole parking jobs, take a picture and email me.