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V.26 No.1 | 01/05/2017

Event Horizon

A Historical Document

Friday, Jan 13: Galaxy Quest

See the cult classic starring Tim Allen, Sigourney Weaver, Sam Rockwell and Alan Rickman.
V.25 No.11 | 3/17/2016

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The Daily Word in Kellogg's, Pi Day and Richard Simmons

The Daily Word

The fresh smell of construction and unnecessary traffic is in the air.

Politically expressing yourself. Burque style.

What’s inside your Kellogg’s box?

R.I.P Bruiser Woods. Forever in our hearts.

Remember that time when someone took Richard Simmon’s down time from Hollywood as a hostage situation?

A little fun fact about 3.14.

My favorite part about the Presidential Election is Saturday Night Live.

Universal Studios Hollywood welcomes the zombie apocalypse.

V.24 No.12 | 3/19/2015

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The Daily Word in narcolepsy, nausea, isolation and hallucinations

The Daily Word

A man was rolling a joint on the NYC Subway when he fell asleep.

A barfing bride strives to overcome her vomiting phobia before the day of her nauseating nuptials.

The average American wedding now costs $31,000.

Edward Snowden held a secret virtual meeting at SXSW.

In local news, a man shot his ex-girlfriend because the neighbor’s dog told him to do it.

Eccentric millionaire Robert Durst accidentally confessed to three murders.

Isolation and loneliness can have serious effects on your noodle.

Ron Jeremy turns 62 today! Here he is paying homage to Miley Cyrus.