The Supreme Courts says Obamacare is here to stay for all.
Could you survive a plane crash and four days in a jungle?
Magic Mike is way better as written by 6-year-olds.
This is what a Muslim beauty pageant looks like.
Have you read any of the books on the #CharlestonSyllabus?
Your great-
Jihadists are people with their own doubts and fears.
Because APS has so much money to spare, jackass vandal causes $16k in damage.
It’s Wednesday, Februrary 4th.
And the growing number of dash cams in Taiwan means you can watch terrifying footage of a plane crash.
And everyone’s friendly in Albuquerque!
Except for this (alleged) murderer.
But we’re working on our homelessness problem! By kicking people out of the parks and making them leave their make-shift shelters.
Thanks to this map, it’s easier than ever to find your nearest neighborhood goat.
BREAKING NEWS: LANCE ARMSTRONG LIED ABOUT A THING
Finally, did you know you can make a microphone out of a pencil and a matchbox? YOU TOTALLY CAN!
Have a great day!
Libyan plane crashes near Tripoli, killing more than 100, a 10-year-old boy is the only survivor.
WTF China? A fifth (!!!) Chinese kindergarten class is attacked by a knife-wielding maniac.
Good news! The oil companies are not at fault for the Gulf Coast oil spill.
David Cameron is the UK's new Prime Minister.
Three New Mexicans are murdered in Juarez.
Albuquerque corrections officer is arrested for smuggling drugs to inmates.
14-term West Virginian Congressman loses his primary election to a more conservative Democrat.
Someone is poisoning Afghan schoolgirls.
These election commercials (Evolution and Speak English) from Alabama make me glad I live in New Mexico.
Apple loses another iPhone prototype.
A new study says the earth may be too hot for humans by 2300.
What should you do if your 'epic boobs' become an Internet meme?
Next month's Playboy will feature a 3-D centerfold. Where is the Alibi's 3-D issue?
74-years-ago today: The Dvorak Keyboard is patented.
Never trust the the automatic tip-calculator at the bottom of your receipt.
These new Coke machines can make 104 different flavored drinks.
Who was the last person to play Halo 2 multiplayer and why does he have so much free time?
Here are nine movies being remade for no apparent reason.
Finally, someone invents a cone of silence.
After suffering an epic 4-0 loss, a Seattle soccer team is offering refunds.
Mr. Show is probably the best American sketch-comedy show ever made. Here is someone's list of their Top 10 sketches. My list would have included Wicked Scepter, Ronnie Dobbs, Marylyn Monster, It's Insane This Guy's Taint! and my all time favorite Change For a Dollar.
Time Waster Alert: the rest of your day will be spent watching Mr. Show clips.
I wonder what the the cast of The Love Boat is up to?
