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V.24 No.9 | 2/26/2015

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The Daily Word in monster trucks, gold statuettes, and the end of human civilization

The Daily Word

With the help of skilled drivers, a few dozen homosapiens on the West coast of North America transported small metal statuettes back to their lavish dwellings in elongated automobiles.

Why was Joan Rivers left out of the 'In Memorium' montage of The Oscars?

How do they pick the Oscar Winners?

11 students at Wesleyan were hospitalized after overdosing on MDMA, also known as 'Molly.'

A driver crashed into an electrical pole that knocked out the power to Tingley Coliseum right before the Monster Truck Jam. The intentional crashes of the spectacle were unaffected.

Why were these weird food patents unsuccessful?

The already questionable reputation of Downtown Albuquerque is being tarnished by late-night brawls.

Poor little spaceport.

If anyone knows what will destroy human civilization, it’s Stephen Hawking.

Are You More Like Jennifer Lawrence Or Emma Stone? Take the quiz!

Peter Fonda turns 75 today!

V.23 No.27 |

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The Daily Word in rocket attacks, getting high with Obama and exploding mailboxes

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Good morning, it's July 9,

and the lights are out in parts of Albuquerque,

the jails are abusive in Truth or Consequences,

the mailboxes are exploding in the Heights,

and the family of a man who was killed in Albuquerque by US Marshals have released his name to the press.

Meanwhile,

rockets are flying and tanks are rolling in Israel/Palestine,

the former mayor of New Orleans is going to prison,

a Google exec found that his "mutually beneficial arrangement'" wasn't so beneficial when the call girl administered a fatal dose of heroin

your kids are still watching too much TV,

and no, Barack Obama would not like to get high with you, sir.

V.22 No.48 | 11/28/2013

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The Daily Word in Blue Velvet, rat cheese and respect

The Daily Word

Who would have thought the cotton-ball diet is dangerous? Who would have thought of a cotton-ball diet?

What about the Flamin Hot Cheetos diet?

What about the rat cheese diet?

What about the turkey egg diet?

Liquidmetal is made from people.

Is it cool to wear clothes with logos on them? Undoubtedly.

I challenge you to chessboxing.

I challenge you to a twerk-off.

Sarah Silverman talks about jokes.

Blue Velvet’s 22 deleted scenes clock in at about 52 minutes.

When Albuquerque has weather, the weather is the news.

When weather is the news, traffic is the news.

When traffic is the news, power outages are the news.

Happy birthday Rodney Dangerfield. I respect you, sir.