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V.24 No.6 | 2/5/2015

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The Daily Word in Super Bowl, sex changes, swords, and seeing shadows

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The Patriots won the Super Bowl.

The Super Bowl commercials were bland this year.

Bruce Jenner is transitioning into life as a woman.

A new dinosaur was discovered in China.

An Albuquerque toddler shot his parents with a handgun.

Here are the rules for buying food with love at McDonald’s.

Tablets and phones might damage toddlers’ brains.

Punxsutawney Phil saw his shadow this morning.

Here are five things you didn’t know about Groundhog Day, the movie.

A ‘Power Rangers’ actor is accused of killing his roommate with a sword.

Our next alibi issue is our special love issue and will feature sex toy reviews by members of the alibi staff. In the meantime, here are a few sex toys you may want to stay away from.

Vladimir Putin has resumed the war in Ukraine.

Back in December, the Russian court banned the music and artwork of Cannibal Corpse.

You can see Cannibal Corpse in the land of the free tonight at the Sunshine theater, along with Behemoth, Aeon, and Tribulation.

V.22 No.13 | 3/28/2013

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The Daily Word in foothills fire, squid bomb and Jay Leno

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An Amber Alert was issued after a car, with an 11 month old inside, was stolen

Investigation of the fire in the foothills continues.

The man who plotted to kill Justin Bieber is now behind bars.

Punxsutawney Phil predicted and early spring. Now he is being charged with fraud.

A live bomb was found inside of a squid.

Due to overcrowding issues, Albuquerque’s Animal Humane has taken in 46 dogs and puppies from the shelter in Roswell.

It could be fun to bring back these obsolete words.

Is Jay Leno getting the boot?

V.21 No.39 |

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The Daily Word in Insane Clown Posse, Iggy and The Stooges, The Thing With Two Heads, and The Army.

Why Tylenol bottles are so hard to open

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Someone is passing counterfeit hundies in Deming.

Gary Johnson continues to fight for inclusion in the presidential debates.

The Vatican calls the recently discovered Jesus-wife papyrus a fake.

Sam the Record Man died last week.

Baltimore's answer to Punxsutawney Phil.

Thirty years ago the first Compact Discs were released.

Klingon Style.

"They didn't have volunteers stepping up and saying yeah, I'll breathe zinc cadmium sulfide with radioactive particles."

The latest on Insane Clown Posse's suit against the FBI.

Long Island will soon be home to the world's largest Ferris Wheel. Look at this old Turkish "Ferris Wheel."

Iggy and The Stooges have an amusing, but not obnoxious, concert rider.

Of course conjoined twins can drive. Two-headed people have been driving since the seventies.

This man may have killed his girlfriend because she woke him up in the middle of the night.

Most awesome movie death-scene in the entire history of cinema.

When Romney loses, it's going to be this guy's fault.

Tommy Tucker the squirrel.

It's the thirtieth anniversary of the Tylenol murders.

V.19 No.5 | 2/4/2010
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The Daily Word 2.2.10: Groundhog Day, We Are the World, Death-Predicting Cat

We’re screwed; Punxsutawney Phil saw his shadow, indicating 6 more weeks of winter.

“We Are the World” Version 2.0 to be recorded today for Haitian relief.

Creepy Feline: a cat who predicts deaths at a nursing home by curling up with them in their last hours.

A Columbus man kills a teen who was throwing eggs at cars.

A nine-year-old Chinese girl gives birth to a healthy baby boy...wait, what?!

An early rough draft of the Constitution is found in Philadelphia.

The Rail Runner Express is raising fares and cutting some trains.

A truck driver in Lordsburg is arrested for smuggling pot hidden inside a load of cat food.

More than $6 million dollars generated by the Red Light Cameras to be used for public safety...so are they effective, or not?

An Octopus Car Wash at Paseo del Norte and San Pedro reopens after an employee is killed over the weekend.

A Washington Middle School teacher is put on leave after an alleged slapping incident.

More rain and/or snow expected to hit tomorrow and Thursday.