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V.20 No.27 |

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The Daily Word where a dog bites Morrissey, Ron Paul Retires and there's Carmageddon in LA

The Daily Word

Republicans gave away the debt ceiling fight.

The House fails to pass the Bulb Act.

Americans are having fewer children.

The Westboro Baptist Church chickens out of protesting Betty Ford's funeral.

Bronze letters stolen from buildings in Belen.

Recall elections begin in Wisconsin.

OUTRAGE after Michelle Obama eats a hamburger.

Ron Paul is retiring from Congress to focus on losing his presidential election.

Why the dollar store is a ripoff.

Bring your protractors to Pittsburgh.

The National League wins the All-Star Game.

Some dog hates Morrissey almost as much as I do.

L.A. is preparing for Carmageddon.

I've been a Netflix member since 2000, and in that time they've never raised my rates, but what the hell Netflix?

Greatest headline ever.

RIP Sherwood Schwartz.

Best ever cover of They Might Be Giants' Istanbul (Not Constantinople).

The last know surviving dinosaur was the triceratops.

What is a derecho?

Front row on world's steepest roller coaster.

Five million 4chan posts visualized.

Richard Simmons discovers planking, but when will he master flanking?

Happy Birthday Bob Crane!!!

V.20 No.13 | 3/31/2011

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The Daily Word With Angry Birds Movie Trailers, Heart-Charged iPods, Etch A Sketch Art

The Daily Word

Texas is thinking about legalizing gambling to make up for their own budget deficit. Yee haw?

Welfare recipients in NYC may soon be forced to scrub subways to get their check.

Your iPod may soon be able to be charged by a beating heart.

This man completely lost it when he failed to steal a muffin fromthe Copper Canyon Cafe on Gibson.

An explosive device was found in an old refrigerator near Wyoming and Osuna.

If you’re in the market for your very own aircraft carrier, now’s your chance!

All those bastardized online abbreviations you’ve come to love (or hate) make the dictionary.

Take a look at this sweet gallery of amazing Etch A Sketch art.

Richard Simmons stars in this really creepy airline safety video for Air New Zealand.

This Ohio man gets a cable bill in the mail for a cool $16 million.

Watch this hilarious “real life” movie trailer for Angry Birds.

V.19 No.28 | 7/15/2010

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The Daily Word 07.12.10: Barefoot Bandit, Roman Polanski, Monkeys with Guns

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The Barefoot Bandit is captured.

Is the Taliban training monkeys to shoot Americans?

Three bombs in Uganda killed 74 people.

BP says they’re close to capping the oil spill.

The story of humans turning into goats turned out to be a hoax.

An alligator bit a guy’s hand off.

Polanski is free.

Has King Arthur’s Round Table been found?

The Oregon Bigfoot Blog strives to show you the face of Enoch.

Porn sites might get .xxx on the web.

Suspects in a 100 mph chase on I-40 are on the loose.

Rio Rancho is one of the top 100 small towns.

Free baby bunnies exist in Albuquerque.

New Mexico now has 11 medical marijuana dispensaries.

It’s Richard Simmons’ birthday. If he’s told you once, he’s told you a thousand times.