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V.20 No.13 | 3/31/2011

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The Daily Word, starring Robert Gibbs, Lady Gaga and Randy Quaid.

The Daily Word

A deadly Egyptian cobra is loose in the Bronx Zoo.

Facebook may hire Robert Gibbs, Obama’s former press secretary.

Teens get sad when they can’t tell Facebook is full of phoneys.

What the heck is Earth Hour? I guess it was Saturday.

Scientists have created an amazing plastic from fruit fibers and this is the last you will ever hear of it.

Learn how to write a Manifesto and read some that others have written.

All animals are tasty in a city under siege.

Urine-boiled eggs are also tasty, but the recipe is hard to read.

Hear the song “Star Whackers” by Randy Quaid.

See the Colorado UFO.

A misunderstanding caused Tolkein to reject Maurice Sendak’s Hobbit illustrations.

There were almost some snakes on a plane.

Big Brother tracks you with your cell phone.

There’s a magazine for the gay military.

Share in the scientific passion for severed heads.

I ain’t gonna pee pee my bed tonight.

Vandals hit the Albuquerque Karting Club hard!

DCF reports on crippling new developments in the Lead/Coal Construction.

Something might finally happen with the Anasazi building.

Albuquerque may get a new nudie bar.

A drunk driver hit five people in a parking lot at 4770 Montgomery (Graham Central Station?) yesterday.

Take Ben Radford’s Chupa Challenge for a quick $250.

Happy birthday, Lady Gaga.

Thanks to Geoffrey Anjou and Tom Nayder for today’s un-boring links.

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NEWS

The Daily Word 01.05.11: UNMH Shooter On The Loose, Mega Millions Winners, Dick Cheney On The Loose

The Daily Word

Police are still on the hunt for the UNM Hospital shooter.

Icy roads shut down Montgomery and San Mateo this morning.

Robert Gibbs will leave his post of White House Press Secretary.

A Chicago woman calls 911 to scare boyfriend into proposing.

Police in Santa Fe evacuate a neighborhood after finding a meth lab.

Two million dead fish found in the Chesapeake Bay.

Dick Cheney is back.

Two winners will split the Mega-Million's $355 million jackpot.

In License plate news: Virginia revokes world's greatest license plate. Also, South Carolina's proposed "coon hunters" plate is not racist, OK?

Scientists are on the verge of a baldness cure for those poor bald jerks.

The end of bananas as we know them.

Brush up on your alternate members of the Fantastic Four here.

Giant bluefin tuna sells for $400,000 in Japan.

Cameron's house from Ferris Bueller's Day Off is for sale.

Who knew they were still making new episodes of Spongebob Squarepants?

Poor Stan Lee is reduced to creating super-heroes based on the teams of the NHL.

The worst wedding gift ever.

The top seven gaming disasters of 2010.

Happy Birthday Ted Lange!!!