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V.20 No.9 |


The Daily Word: NPR CEO Resigns, Ron Bell DWI Conviction, California Fish Kill

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It's Ash Wednesday, sinners!

Gov. Pat Quinn is set to sign legislation to abolish death penalty in Illinois.

Fire destroys 13 homes in Silver City.

Gang rape of 11-year-old girl in Texas leads to the arrest of 18 men and teenagers.

Pennsylvania farmhouse fire kills seven children.

Ron Bell found guilty on DWI charges.

NPR President and CEO Vivian Schiller resigned following James O'Keefe's latest prank.

Drivers illegally detained for using large bills on toll roads.

Utah lawmakers passed a bill forcing public school teachers to teach that the United States is a republic, not a democracy, because "Democracy" sort of has the word "Democrat" in it.

Victim's father vows to murder child killer if he gets out of prison.

Top ten things Newt Gingrich doesn't want you to know about Newt Gingrich.

Millions of dead anchovies clog shoreline in Redondo Beach.

Is food poisoning a crime?

Mexican police chief seeks US asylum.

A history of our attempts at communication with aliens.

Teacher quits after students discover her porny past.

Leave it to monkeys to invent a new fishing technique.

"This is the most illegal thing I've seen in the history of wrestling!"

Al Jazeera announces plans to launch English language children's channel that you will never get to watch because your cable company won't carry it.

Michael Chabon is creating a show for HBO about magicians who fight Nazis!

Check out McDonald's fancy new M Selections menu.

Because sometimes an ear of corn is not an ear of corn, or how to interpret your food dreams.

Angry Burger King customer climbs lumbers over counter to attack employees.

Have you tried Sonic's new hot dogs?

Watch every Power Ranger ever battle at the same time!

I wish there was something nerdier I could read to my kids instead of Goodnight Moon.

Here's a nice gallery of 1970s Japanese sci-fi art.

RIP Mike Starr, original bassist for Alice In Chains.

Watch the pilot to the Clarissa Explains It All sequel that never made it to air.

Happy birthday Brian Bosworth!

V.19 No.32 |


The Daily Word 08.18.10: The Web Is Dead, Penis Lie Detector, Dr. Laura

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DWI charges refiled against Ron Bell.

A mistrial will be declared on all but one of the 24 charges against the former Illinois governor.

Heavily armed crazy person attacks a Texas police building.

Wired says the web is dead.

APD shoots and kills a man near Del Norte HS.

What the hell science? Lou Gehrig may not have had Lou Gehrig’s Disease?

Dr. Laura is quitting her radio show.

This Canadian child penis-measuring lie detector story is creepier than you think.

Stay classy Florida.

In 20 years China will have 221 cities of over 1 million people.

Stupid kids and their stupid hearing loss.

Craigslist killer wrote his ex-fiancée's name in blood before killing himself.

Southwest flight attendant takes crying baby away from parents.

BBC weatherman finger fail.

Thirteen brands of eggs recalled.

How many of the 50 best cookbooks of all time do you own?

10 cartoons you shouldn't be nostalgic about.

The oldest known animal fossils found in Australia.

Are you going to spend your whole day looking at these vintage calculators?

V.19 No.25 | 6/24/2010


The Daily Word 6.22.10: Decoy Jews, Ron Bell, Times Square Yoga

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Dutch police plan to use “decoy Jews” to lure anti-Semites.

Gen. Stanley McChrystal is on thin ice after making derogatory comments about Obama in an interview.

A New York English teacher is stabbed 80 times.

The Justice Department is preparing to sue Arizona over SB 1070.

273 unreleased tracks by the Jackson Five surface.

One of the world’s largest yoga classes shuts down Times Square celebrating the first day of summer.

A 10,000-acre and growing wildfire in Arizona enters its third day.

Of course; charges against attorney Ron “I sue drunk drivers” Bell are dismissed.

Albuquerque’s new immigration status policy has already detained 63 suspects.

An angry worker at a Japanese Mazda plant runs over eleven of his co-workers, killing one.

V.19 No.23 | 6/10/2010


The Daily Word 6.21.10: Ron Bell, Prairie Dogs and Pot Plants.

The Daily Word

Al-Qaida taunts and threatens Obama.

Roger Daltry tells a knock-knock joke.

Boo hoo: van der Sloot complains he was tricked into confessing.

The FCC is going to make the internet less fun.

Some jellyfish are immortal.

A tornado hit Billings, Montana (where my uncle lives.)

In case you haven’t heard, North Carolina has a bigfoot with beautiful hair. The 911 calls are the real treasure here.

Model Tom Nicon fell out a window and died.

World Cup: Portugal beats North Korea. And there’s just no stopping vuvuzela.

A fisherman found himself face-to-face with a periscope.

Some funny photos are funny.

Billy Ray Cyrus will not be playing at Roswell’s UFO Festival this year.

Ron Bell was arrested for DWI.

The cops pulled up some pot plants in Socorro.

Prairie dogs are digging up human bones in a Santa Fe cemetary.

I can’t believe they put this bridge up in Los Alamos. It will be very cool, though.

It’s Ron Ely’s birthday. He played Doc Savage and Tarzan.