Here is a short list of people who have been urging me to woo a Russian bride:

Midia Pontocom

Burl Lugo

Hakes Stitzer

Flossie Stovall

Molitor

Andy Dzamba

Justin Roberti

Breitling Rado

Ophelia Combs

Wallace Negron

Turkerr Dodd

Notice how they all sound like Bond villains. I wonder if my old friend Brose Lachian has taken on a Russian bride yet.