Here is a short list of people who have been urging me to woo a Russian bride:
Midia Pontocom
Burl Lugo
Hakes Stitzer
Flossie Stovall
Molitor
Andy Dzamba
Justin Roberti
Breitling Rado
Ophelia Combs
Wallace Negron
Turkerr Dodd
Notice how they all sound like Bond villains. I wonder if my old friend Brose Lachian has taken on a Russian bride yet.