Here’s a man made 300 obscene phone calls.

Castration makes men live longer.

Hey, a car flipped over.

How to read body language, they claim.

The bacon shortage is coming.

Puppy cam. If anyone cares.

There’s a snake with heads on both ends. I am a snake head eating the head on the opposite side.

Make yourself a sad little song in Bb.

Dawn of the Zombees.

Ritz Crackers are #1.

Here's the latest bigfoot photo, such as it is.

A Monster House blocks out the sun.

Matt Erdman thinks the State Fair’s salsa contest was rigged.

Happy birthday Mark Hamill.

This week in Food, Ari LeVaux visits decades-old Chicharroneria Orozco’s new digs on Bridge and samples a golden-fried plate of turkey tails (aka colitas de pavo), one of the few non-pork meats in the place.

In other chicharrón news, that’s the name of the porcine sidekick carried around by Lynette ("Shit Burqueños Say") in a new series of New Mexico State Fair commercials. Felicidades to Blackout Theatre and Expo New Mexico for a local marketing campaign that’s actually, and awesomely, local.

In honor of ¡Ask a Mexican! columnist Gustavo Arellano’s visit to Albuquerque next Wednesday, our restaurant critic paid a visit to an upscale taco and tequila bar named after the Arellano family's home state: Zacatecas. Fish tacos, ahoy!