santa claus


V.25 No.51 | 12/22/2016
Jolly old St. Nick
Renée Chavez

Feature Interview

Kickin’ it with St. Nick

A lyrical interview with Santa Claus

Santa Claus reveals not-so-secret secrets.

V.25 No.47 | 11/24/2016

Event Horizon

Run, Santa, Run

Saturday, Dec 3: Santa Shuffle and Elf Scoot

Watch runners complete a 5K or walk a 1K in a Santa costume.
V.24 No.52 | 12/24/2015

news

The Daily Word in Miss Universe mix-up, the truth about Santa and GOP loses another one

The Daily Word

Woman drives onto sidewalk on Las Vegas strip, injuring over 30 people and killing one.

Another one bites the dust. Lindsey Graham leaves 2016 presidential race.

Acoma Training Center is offering free training classes if you adopted your dog from a shelter.

And the winner is you...wait no, not you, the other one.

Maybe he was overcompensating for something? Hitler had naught but one testicle, according to medical records.

What happens when a prison runs out of waffles? You sue them, of course.

This girl's reaction to finding out the truth about Santa is hilarious.

Company is coming!

V.24 No.48 | 11/26/2015

Event Horizon

Santa Paws Helping Heroes

Saturday, Dec 5: Pet Photos with Santa

Support Paws and Stripes by making a donation when you get your pet's photo taken with Santa Claus.
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Event Horizon

Spread Good Cheer + Socks

Saturday, Dec 5: Holidazzle at the Promenade

Donate a pair of funky socks stuffed with a gift card for kids looking for forever homes through Adoption Exchange of NM.
V.23 No.52 |

news

The Daily Word in The Interview, Santa's bad behavior and that cute sun baby from Teletubbies

The Daily Word

Good morning, it's Christmas Eve, 2014,

and the creepily-cute sun baby from Teletubbies revealed herself after 19-years of silence,

Santa Claus was somehow shanghaied into selling assault rifles,

probably because he was high,

Internet-fame-hungry murderer Luka Magnotta has been “dealt the harshest possible verdict” for killing and eating a Chinese national,

Santa Fe’s Jean Cocteau Theater WILL being showing The Interview on Christmas Day,

but Pornhub knows that some of us will be doing our Christmas "viewing" at home. With all the lights off and the door locked.

V.21 No.49 |

news

The Daily Word in twin mistresses, crazy lunch lady, Ikea monkey

The Daily Word

Winter is here, New Mexico.

A U.S. drone strike has reportedly killed a senior Al Qaeda leader near the Afghan border.

An undercover APD officer says he nabbed a father soliciting a prostitute who had left his 3 small children alone in a cold car in a motel parking lot.

Chinese police chief fired after being accused of keeping twin sisters as mistresses.

Lobos achieve a 10-0 record after beating Valparaiso. The final score was 65-52 and Alford's pack forced 23 turnovers.

Woman accused of attempting to rob a Wells Fargo on Montgomery is now in federal custody.

Australian DJs "gutted, shattered and heartbroken" over aftermath of their prank call to Kate's hospital.

Mexican singer Jenni Rivera died along with 6 others after the crash of a small plane.

Life before and after cell phones.

Apple Maps isn't just annoying, it's downright dangerous.

Registered sex offender Santa Claus.

Gun found in a package of frozen meat at a grocery store in Roswell.

Canadian lunch lady accused of assaulting a group of students.

The internet sensation that is the Ikea Monkey.

V.21 No.45 | 11/8/2012

politics

4th Party Roundup

Yeah, yeah, Bronco Bama and Mittens Whatever. Surely some of you are as sick as I am of the non-stop coverage those guys get and are wondering how the OTHER candidates are doing.

No, I don’t mean that Gary Johnson, Jill Stein crap either. I’m talking about the candidates with integrity! The candidates with boots on their heads, with magical flying reindeer, with no mouths whatsoever, and who may or may not actually exist!

Sadly, things aren’t looking so good for our below-the-ballot candidates:

Hello Kitty, by virtue of her London birth (!) is disqualified from seeking office.

Mr. The-Rent-Is-Too-Damn-High seems to have scuppered his presidential campaign and is now, according to his website, "exploring the possibility" of either running for New York mayor, and/or getting "a candidate on the ballot" in all 50 states in 2013. (What are we voting for in 2013?)

Santa Claus sold us out and is endorsing Jill Stein.

And finally, Vermin Supreme openly admits that a vote for him "is a vote completely thrown away." (Although we all get ponies if he wins!)

Screw it, I'm voting for Pogo.