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V.25 No.34 | 08/25/2016

The Daily Word in Gonorrhea, Evacuations and a New Earth

The Daily Word

An “anti-wrinkle” vibrator cause a plane to be evacuated at the Sunport yesterday.

NPR's newest documentary Noteworthy follows musician Miguel in-depth to learn about his creative process and influences.

Soooo, gonorrhea is nearly untreatable now.

An invisible epidemic has been sweeping across the nation affecting kids.

On stage a man is crouched on all fours with a funnel inserted into his anus, into which water and dishwashing liquid are being poured.”

Do you love the '70s?

Tired of Earth and all the shit we have to deal with? Well, pack your bags, because it looks like you have an option to leave.

V.25 No.26 | 06/30/2016
Courtesy of Self Serve

Event Horizon

Not your Mama's Show and Tell

Thursday, Jul 7: Toy Party: A Sex Toy Tour

Self Serve Owner Matie teaches about the world of sex toys, lubricants, sensation play and creative loving. Matie will provide a safe, comfortable space to have intimate questions answered.
V.24 No.17 | 04/23/2015

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The Daily Word in rehab, UFC and a dildo-urn combo

The Daily Word

In the Baltimore riots' aftermath, security is being ramped up and cleanup of looting and fires has begun.

UFC light heavyweight champion Jon "Bones" Jones has been jailed in Albuquerque for his alleged involvement in a hit-and-run accident.

Ye shall be missed, Stumbling Steer.

The South Valley will welcome a new residential drug treatment center in May 2015.

Dutch designer Mark Sturkenboom's 21 Grams is a multi-sensory memory box comprised of a scent diffuser, an amp and a blown-glass dildo with a built-in golden urn to hold your deceased lover's ashes.

V.24 No.6 | 2/5/2015

Feature

A Tale of Two Vibrators

Wherein two reporters visit two sex shops to procure two vibrators ... to report on way more than two orgasms.

Feature

Opening the Toy Box

Introducing accessories in a caring and consensual way

Some men freak out when their partners bring out a sex toy. Don’t.
V.21 No.47 | 11/22/2012

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The Daily Word in MMA arenas, botox and killer robots.

The Daily Word

A Santa Fe jail was a martial arts arena.

Monkeys and mid-life crises.

R. Kelly on Broadway.

The botox poker face.

Chinese sex toys.

Sleeping Beauty Syndrome.

Charlize Theron got a buzzcut.

45% of America wants to skip Christmas.

Kate Moss’ bird tattoos were done by painter Lucien Freud.

PSYOPS mission patches!

Slow motion dancing water drips.

Weird cars of 2012.

Leftover Halloween candy recipes. (At what point does candy become “leftover” candy?)

Rich people amuse themselves with fancy things.

Draw eyes on your hands!

What made you sad?

Want to play soccer?

Ban killer robots.

The mystery of the Bloop has been solved.

You can cut a Christmas tree.

Happy birthday Sean Young.

Thanks to Constance Moss, Susan Petersen and Tom Nayder for the help!

V.19 No.45 |

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The Daily Word 11.12.10: Police Shooting, assertive Chinese people, sex toy attack

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Albuquerque Police shoot 14th person in 2010.

Guy who killed self after botched bank robbery was corrections officer.

Burglary suspect got arrested at bar called The Alibi.

Other guy gets shot, finishes sandwich.

Nasa, Pentagon say mystery plume was jet, not missile.

Assertive people in China run risk of being committed.

Amazon no longer selling guide for pedophiles.

But they are still selling pictures of naked pre-pubescent girls.

George W. Bush killed sister's fish with vodka. Jerk.

Woman arrested for attacking cop with sex toy.