Last night's storm set records for the Albuquerque area.

A man flew over Calgary sitting in a 20.00 lawn chair attached to helium-filled party balloons.

Subway spokesman Jared Fogle is under investigation for child pornography.

A Chinese company has added a "pregnancy" setting to its latest router.

Donald Trump is digging in behind his absurd claims about illegal immigrants and the ensuing backlash. Also, a Mexican man shot a white woman in San Francisco, so ... thereyago.

Harry Shearer is not leaving The Simpsons after all!

Paula Deen did something stupid and offensive.

A man was rolling a joint on the NYC Subway when he fell asleep.

A barfing bride strives to overcome her vomiting phobia before the day of her nauseating nuptials.

The average American wedding now costs $31,000.

Edward Snowden held a secret virtual meeting at SXSW.

In local news, a man shot his ex-girlfriend because the neighbor’s dog told him to do it.

Eccentric millionaire Robert Durst accidentally confessed to three murders.

Isolation and loneliness can have serious effects on your noodle.

Ron Jeremy turns 62 today! Here he is paying homage to Miley Cyrus.

Huning Highland shall not be home to a Subway.

The man who was subjected to an extensive and illegal cavity search courtesy of the Hidalgo County Sheriff's department details his story in a new interview.

Someone threatened to blow up the capital building in Santa Fe.

Naked intruder alert.

Dead Jackass star Ryan Dunn's photo wasn't supposed to be used in this story.

Behold the motorized sneaker/rocket roller skate thingees.

No more Wendy's in Russia.

March of the Juggalos.

The time President Johnson ordered pants.

A satanist group is leveraging the Hobby Lobby decision to challenge "informed consent" laws.

An American Hippie in Israel.

A Los Alamos vault that nobody "knew about" (but lots of people knew about) has been opened.

A private audit of New Mexico's mental health providers is apparently quite critical. So nobody's allowed to look at it.

Based on this report that nobody's allowed to look at, the State is cutting back on funding for behavioral health services. Got a problem with that? Go to this meeting and do something about it.

Bees make art.

A Subway employee learned a valuable lesson: don't put your dong on sandwich bread, take a picture of it and then post it on Instagram for the world to see.

Everyone else also learned a valuable lesson: don't eat at the Subway at 5350 Tuttle Crossing in Columbus Ohio.

Florida's fountain of youth: on the one hand, it just might work. On the other, it's radioactive.

And the best way to enjoy Miley Cyrus's music is, well, without the music.

The Albuquerque church stabber believed he was fighting a masonic conspiracy.

I was rooting for Patricia Michaels of Taos Puebleo.

The Rio Arriba County Sheriff is being investigated by the FBI.

It was his ninth birthday, and he's cautious... so we let him drive the Ferrari.

Watch Keith Richards clobber a guy with his guitar.

Other Euro-zone countries may seize savings from the wealthy.

Proud to be a bearded lady.

Protesters in Bangladesh calling for death penalty for the owner of the building that collapsed April 24th.

Neat pictures of the new Manhattan subway under construction.

Yesterday was the anniversary of Albert Hoffman's death. You must see this psychedelic kitty GIF.

Elections in Kenya have already left 15 people dead.

The names of the Angel Fire plane crash victims have been released.

Evidence that it is time to stop making Harlem Shake videos.

An Albuquerque Subway was hit with a red sticker after a routine inspection.

Police are searching the driver in a hit-and-run that resulted in the death of expectant parents and their baby.

The Lobos are MWC champions!

The house where a man was swallowed by a sinkhole is being demolished.

This Florida church looks like a chicken.

I-25 / Paseo overhaul will be on the ballot in November.

Are you going to Zozobra tonight?

Doug Vaughan sentenced to 12 years for Ponzi scheme.

UNM considers making Lobo Village booze-free.

Ex-President Clinton at the DNC, a recap.

Wheelchair rugby players are rock stars.

Does email cause stress?

Freddie Mercury’s private cultural identity.

Prog awards honor Genesis.

Hungarian artist makes a subway stop magical.

Voyager’s getting close to the edge of the solar system.

Sun burp.

NASA’s Sunita Williams fixes the International Space Station with a toothbrush.

Jennifer Aniston’s going to be in a movie shooting in New Mexico soon.

11 things to expect in the future.

Turns out God is a woman and she just stabbed her son with a screwdriver.

Americans are getting poorer, unless you're a congressman in which case you're probably a MILLIONAIRE.

I hope there's a giant at my funeral.

Photo gallery of deserted London Christmas morning.

I love the sea dwelling cone snail, their venom can get you high and they eat things alive with utmost decorum.

Whale sperm is not the reason the world's oceans are salty.

German insurance firm rewards top employees — with an orgy.

The Sacramento Bee has an "Crime Q&A" section on their website.

Kay Stevens, Rat Pack blowj.... er, sidekick died at age 79.

Rio Grande Sun police Blotter 2011.

Five reasons not to leave the house on new years eve.

On this day in 1984 Bernhard Goetz turned himself in to NYPD because he shot a couple kids on a New York City subway a couple weeks previous.

Vandals cut down England’s 2,000-year-old Glastonbury Holy Thorn Tree.

Watch the Metrodome collapse.

Al Queda claims responsibility for Saturday’s Stockholm attacks.

The Mona Lisa has tiny numbers and letters in her eyes.

Iranian courts sentence a man to be blinded with acid. Ooo, heaven is a place on earth.

Ron Paul may run for president again.

Our bats are dying.

Hobbits battled giant storks.

How to take part in a massive web attack.

Wikileaks documents indicate Texas-based DynCorp provided young boys as sex slaves in Afghanistan.

Meet the Paranoid Parrot.

The Louisiana Swamp Monster photo looks like a stupid cartoon.

The Subway at 98th and Central was robbed and two people were shot.

APD has identified one of the women in the mysterious photographs as Christina Leyba.

Happy birthday, Steve Buscemi.