The combination Pizza Hut and Taco Bell nearest my house is closed for reconstruction.
The Heavy Meddler
Bad News: Today Really Sucks!
Top 10 People I'm Not Friends With
You Know Who You Are
10. People who talk to me in the elevator
9. People who tape political bumper stickers inside their car windows
8. People with nice hair
7. People who use the word "colleagues"
5. People who buy lottery tickets
4. Drunk people / sober people
3. Bluetooth earpiece people
2. People who wear football jerseys on Sundays
1. People who back into parking spaces
Today Really Sucked!
I had no excuse not to come to work today, my pipes are fine.
Another Sucky Morning!
My wife didn't like her birthday present.
What A Sucky Way To Start The New Year!
We now get the Oprah Channel.
News Year's Eve: Already Sucking!
We're trying to drink vodka and Gatorade but only the wine glasses are clean.
Today Really Sucks!
The cleaning lady put the toilet paper in upside-down.
Christmas Sucked At My House!
The garbage was full.
My Trip To The Grocery Store Really Sucked!
We were wearing the same color jumpsuit.
I Hate To Admit It, But This Morning Really Sucked!
I think these pigeons are fucking with me.
This Morning Sucked Hard!
There was snow on my car.
I Can't Put Into Words How Much Last Night Sucked!
All my chips were crushed.
IT'S OFFICIAL: Thursday is going to suck!
7-11 is going to be closed.
Lunch Today Sucked!
This jackass parked too close.