The combination Pizza Hut and Taco Bell nearest my house is closed for reconstruction.

10. People who talk to me in the elevator
9. People who tape political bumper stickers inside their car windows
8. People with nice hair
7. People who use the word "colleagues"
6. Couponers
5. People who buy lottery tickets
4. Drunk people / sober people
3. Bluetooth earpiece people
2. People who wear football jerseys on Sundays
1. People who back into parking spaces

I had no excuse not to come to work today, my pipes are fine.

My wife didn't like her birthday present.

We now get the Oprah Channel.

We're trying to drink vodka and Gatorade but only the wine glasses are clean.

The cleaning lady put the toilet paper in upside-down.

The garbage was full.

We were wearing the same color jumpsuit.

I think these pigeons are fucking with me.

There was snow on my car.

All my chips were crushed.

7-11 is going to be closed.

This jackass parked too close.