super tuesday


V.21 No.44 | 11/1/2012

Idiot Box

Electile Dysfunction

Your Guide to Election Night 2012

Starting early in evening, your television will be a sea of pundits in red or blue ties showing off a string of slowly accruing exit poll numbers and electoral college counts. Devin O’Leary provides a few basic tips on how to survive without going crazy.
V.21 No.9 |

news

The Daily Word in Mediocre Wednesday, money for Paseo and taco-flavored ramen

The Daily Word

Super Tuesday, blah, blah, Ohio, blah, tortoise, blah, blah.

Money approved for the long-awaited Paseo del Norte/I-25 rebuilding project.

Iran agrees to nuclear inspections and talks.

U.S. military sued over rapes.

107% voter turnout in some of Checnya's precincts.

Billionaire Koch brothers trying to take control of the Cato Institute.

College student sues school after roommate has too much sex.

This is how you cite a tweet in an academic paper.

You really should be eating more lentils.

This Australian town covered in spider webs is the stuff on nightmares.

Peyton Manning to become a free agent.

Toddler swallows 37 high powered magnets, somehow survives.

R.I.P. the Miller sisters.

Batman Running Away From Shit is a blog about Batman running away from shit.

Speaking of Batman, why doesn't he just kill the Joker already?

Everyone knows the right way to wash pants, right?

R.I.P. Disney songwriter Robert Sherman.

The apex of human achievements: taco flavored ramen and the McRibster.

The Crazy Cuban Honey Badger doesn't give a shit.

Happy Birthday Wanda Sykes!!!

The Daily Word

Super Tuesday, blah, blah, Ohio, blah, tortoise, blah, blah.

Money approved for the long-awaited Paseo del Norte/I-25 rebuilding project.

Iran agrees to nuclear inspections and talks.

U.S. military sued over rapes.

107% voter turnout in some of Checnya's precincts.

Billionaire Koch brothers trying to take control of the Cato Institute.

College student sues school after roommate has too much sex.

This is how you cite a tweet in an academic paper.

You really should be eating more lentils.

This Australian town covered in spider webs is the stuff on nightmares.

Peyton Manning to become a free agent.

Toddler swallows 37 high powered magnets, somehow survives.

R.I.P. the Miller sisters.

Batman Running Away From Shit is a blog about Batman running away from shit.

Speaking of Batman, why doesn't he just kill the Joker already?

Everyone knows the right way to wash pants, right?

R.I.P. Disney songwriter Robert Sherman.

The apex of human achievements: taco flavored ramen and the McRibster.

The Crazy Cuban Honey Badger doesn't give a shit.

Happy Birthday Wanda Sykes!!!

V.21 No.10 | 3/8/2012

news

The Daily Word in Super Tuesdays, presidential McNuggets and robotic cheetahs

The Daily Word

It’s Super Tuesday for the GOP. Barbara Bush calls it the “worst campaign” she’s ever seen.

The White House suddenly moves the G-8 economic summit from Chicago to Camp David, Maryland.

A secret meth lab caused a fire in an Ohio nursing home.

Fear of an Obama re-election is sparking huge gun sales in Texas.

A survey finds that Americans are, indeed, the world’s worst tourists.

A bar is under scrutiny for denying “Ladies’ Night” drink specials to a transgender woman.

A moviegoer sues a theater for ridiculously high snack prices. That’s why you sneak them in.

Could climate change be responsible for the death of hockey?

A Chicken McNugget resembling George Washington sells for $8,100.

Prepare yourselves for Animal House: The Musical.

A robotic cheetah sets a new speed record for machines with legs.