Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia talks to Piers Morgan.

Suicide bombing in Bulgaria targeting Israeli vacationers.

George Zimmerman gives his first interview, has no soul regrets.

Man attacked by swarm of bees in Las Cruces.

Attempted kidnapping in Philadelphia caught on tape.

US Olympic Committee = dicks.

Emmys!

Rockstar astrophysicist Neil Degrasse Tyson explains why the original Star Trek Enterprise is the best ship ever.

Chick-Fil-A President Dan Cathy is totally not gay.

There is a town called Bikinis, TX and I want to go there.

Maybe you should just shut up and make some peach cobbler this weekend?

It's The Wire in Legos.

78-year-old actor Fred Willard arrested at Los Angeles adult movie theater.

Star Wars "Call Me Maybe" supercut.

Happy Birthday to the Rock 'n Roll Express' Robert Gibson!!!

Iranian plot to kill the Saudi ambassador on American soil uncovered.

This "Let Women Die" act sounds unsettling.

Bad news for the Roswell UFO Museum.

Rick Perry: flameout

Keep on the lookout for terrorists holding snowglobes.

The worlds largest virus is ironically called Megavirus.

The Kraken's lair discovered in Nevada.

Russian scientists are 95% sure sasquatch lives in Siberia, but my scientists say he lives on the sun.

R.I.P. gay rights activist Frank Kameny.

The 50 best signs from Occupy Wall Street.

Reddit has a child porn problem.

Avengers. Trailer. Here.

Ladies, keep your boobs away from this phony door-to-door breast examiner.

What's the deal with these rubbing rocks from the Atacama desert?

Peanut butter prices are set to skyrocket next month.

Awesome Star Wars/Disney Princess birthday cake.

New website will help you find free parking around UNM.

AshPoopie does exactly what you think it will do. Please tell me you were thinking it would incinerate your dog crap!

Dr. Pepper unveils a lame macho diet soda.

The McZüri is the first McDonald's burger made from ground-veal.

25 abandoned Yugoslavian monuments.

That American Pie reunion is happening.

The world's oldest car runs better than mine.

Rihanna named Esquire's sexiest woman alive.

Happy Birthday Dusty Rhodes!!!

The Senate fails to repeal Don't Ask, Don't Tell.

President Obama's top economic advisor is quitting.

Someone from a Georgia Republican Senator's office posted some homophobic comments on a gay rights blog.

The world's oldest man is 114.

The best headline I've ever read: Axe-Wielding Ninja Robs Jewelry Store

Is New Mexico's recession over yet?

Denver Broncos rookie Kenny McKinley kills himself.

Governor Richardson is selling his junk.

Did you miss the big fight behind the bleachers? Watch it on Youtube.

Four-year-old finds a used condom in a hotel room, now has herpes.

Megachurch Bishop ironically accused of coercing young men into sex.

Twelve-year-old killed by train because his iPod was too loud.

(HOORAY?) The newest Vatican scandal doesn't involve pedophiles.

Steve Wiebe reclaims the world record Donkey Kong high score.

Egyptian newspaper photoshop fail.

Lil Wayne's classy new album has a classy song called Gonorrhea.

By the time hipsters bring designer milk to Albuquerque, it will be out of style.

My neighbor may be an asshole with a dog that never stops barking, but that doesn't make him a terrorist.

Fossil treasure trove discovered in California.

The Mars rover finds a meteorite.

Newspaper in Minnesota publishes a racist joke.

What do you think of Burger King's new breakfast items?

Someone cracked the DRM that protects Blueray, HDMI and HD transmission video. What does that mean for your pirate friends?

It's National Bourbon Heritage Month. Are we drunk yet?

Happy birthday Michael Faraday!!!