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V.25 No.50 | 12/15/2016

The Daily Word in Planned Parenthood, Berlin and Local Crime

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What's the deal with virginity?

President Obama continues to save the day.

We could easily be looking at a Sander's presidency, but because of old Democrats, we just can't have nice things.

Here's everything known currently about the Berlin attack.

Texas is making moves to prevent Medicaid funds from going to Planned Parenthood.

Should parents be held accountable for their children's crimes?

More details are coming to light after a decapitated body was found behind a Walmart earlier this week.

V.25 No.36 | 09/08/2016

The Daily Word in Renewable Energy, Sex For the Elderly and the End of Days

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A Michigan State University scholar has found that having sex when you're a senior is good for the ladies, but not so much for the men.

Archaeologists found some disturbing shit: Footless children buried at an ancient temple site in Peru.

Want to protect your brain from the effects of aging? Take some B12, dummy.

So, Costa Rica has gone over two months running completely on renewable energy. That's the sound of the game changing.

Rather than plead guilty to an assault charge (a move that would have let him walk away free with time served), a Texas man decided to fight his accusers (including a handful of police officers who were at the scene) and prove his innocence. He got a 40 year sentence.

A Russian river has turned blood red. It's the End of Days! The drooling idiot God, poised for all of history at the Gate of Time (where seven padlocks on seven chains have held him for a millennia) is loosed upon the earth. Goodbye, all my stuff.

V.25 No.31 | 08/04/2016

Event Horizon

First Steps

Saturday, Aug 13: Estevan the Black: Journey into the Unknown

Learn about the first European to set foot in what is now the states of Texas, New Mexico and Arizona.
V.25 No.25 | 06/23/2016

The Daily Word in Looting, SCOTUS and Affirmative Action

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The maximum prom level has been achieved.

How do human rights and global warming intersect?

It's not just congress that can't agree on anything.

Texas is surprisingly holding true to their affirmative action program, albeit barely.

For many homeowners whose homes were spared from the Dog Head Fire, they weren't spared from looting.

V.25 No.14 | 4/7/2016

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The Daily Word in a weird day for news

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When you’re a grown adult and you’re stereotyping a young child, that’s when you know you’ve actually failed at being a decent human being.

How desperate can Sony Music be?

Simpsons character subtlety comes out as gay and I think that’s super great.

High speed chase chase in San Francisco ends with suspect in custody.

ABQ BioPark is the guru of animal love.

It’s not a phase, mom! I just want to focus on my music right now, you just wouldn’t understand.

V.25 No.8 | 02/25/2016

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The Daily Word in manure, guard wigs and #vajayjaygate

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A trial date has been set for the mother of Omaree Varela.

A city bus driver is under investigation after trying to kick a passenger off the bus for holding a conversation with no one.

Sometimes you just need that nicotine.

Justice Anthony Kennedy has the opportunity to roll back the new laws in Texas that closed about half of the state's abortion clinics.

Some people have no imagination: Here's a map of the US by what is most searched for on Pornhub.

Do you know about #vajayjaygate?

A farmer in Ohio spelled out "NO TRUMP" in manure across his field.

Get your "guard wig" now to win a Donald Trump look-alike contest while also protecting your noggin from assassins.

V.24 No.50 | 12/10/2015

The Daily Word in the Golden Globes, Islamophobia, and Texas

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The Golden Globe nominations are IN.

Kendrick Lamar is perfect and I want him to win everything at the Grammys, and it looks like he very well could.

Okay, I actually believe that this is a missile.

Trying to understand millennials politically? This may help.

Ever since I realized people take Hitler—I mean Trump—seriously, I can’t stop worrying about it.

The Planned Parenthood shooter can’t shut the fuck up.

Is Islamophobia worse right now than after 9/11?

Take note, Susana: Syrians are definitely, legally allowed to go to Texas now.

V.24 No.39 | 9/24/2015

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The Daily Word In killer whales just wanna have fun, balloon fiesta and invisibility cloak isn’t just for Harry Potter

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Teen drivers won’t like the new 2016 Chevy Malibu’s like their parents will.

Balloon Fiesta says hello to new shapes!

Harry Potter’s invisibility cloak isn’t just going to be used at Hogwarts.

Catch a glimpse of awe with the most memorable astronomy pictures of the year!

Watch 30 Orca Whales playfully chase a boat of two fishermen!

Long Island parents welcome home identical triplets!

Teen won’t be returning to school that suspended him for homemade clock.

Volkswagen recalls 500,00 vehicles.

V.24 No.26 | 6/25/2015

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The Daily Word in the confederate flag, the KKK and the Queen of Española

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Texas says no to confederate flags on license plates.

Two men from South Africa became stowaways on a British Airlines flight to London. The adventure didn't go so well.

A cruise ship in upstate New York suffered a collision while 274 passengers and crew members were on board. Only minor injuries were reported.

Adult summer camps are all the rage this season.

Dylann Roof is said to possibly be affiliated with Neo Nazis. Here's the current 411 on the KKK and other US supremacy groups.

243 medical professionals were charged with false billings to the tune of $700 million in a giant Medicare scam.

Thousands of international travelers are S.O.L. after the US government's visa system crashed.

A woman's dismembered body was found in an abandoned home in Niagara Falls three years after a relative's body was discovered in a similar fashion.

A lesson on quinoa.

The Queen of Española's crown has been stolen and now she may lose the throne.

Triple-digit weather is coming to the metro this weekend. Wear your sunscreen, drink your h2o, and have a Happy Father's Day!

V.24 No.22 | 5/28/2015

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The Daily Word in lightning, moustaches, couch abuse and erectile dysfunction

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Severe weather is killing and disappearing people in Texas and Oklahoma.

Ever wondered who invented Memorial Day?

Protesters in Oakland are protesting the new protest laws.

Daily coffee consumption could be the reason your wiener is working properly.

In the elite world of fabulous facial hair, this man is putting Albuquerque on the map.

Colorado is throwing $100 Million in good taxpayer money after bad for the completion of this colossal construction failure.

While on the way to Ruidoso via motorcycle, a woman was struck by lightning.

A 65-year-old woman gave birth to quadruplets.

A male Flight Attendant was caught smuggling passports in his skivvies and has been sentenced to 5 years in prison.

Robots could take over your job.

It’s the 10th anniversary of Tom Cruise jumping on Oprah’s couch.

A Santa Fe vandal almost won the Darwin Award.

V.24 No.19 | 05/07/2015

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The Daily Word in the DOJ, Nike and lots of pot

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The Department of Justice is launching a “federal civil rights probe” on the entire Baltimore Police Department after the death of 25-year-old Freddie Gray, who died while in police custody.

A federal appeals court ruled that the NSA exceeded their authority by collecting and storing phone records.

Nike says it will create 10,000 jobs if President Obama's Trade Promotion Authority and Trans-Pacific Partnership deal goes through.

Footage has been released showing a Delaware police officer kicking a black suspect in the face as he followed orders to get down on the ground.

The city of Santa Fe has settled a lawsuit with a former police officer who pleaded no contest to charges involving women who sued him civil court. The charges included stalking, harassment and unauthorized computer use.

US Customs and Border Patrol officials found 3,846 lbs. of pot in a semi truck at the Santa Teresa port. Dayumn!

Sex offenders are all up on Facebook, even though the social media site says sex offenders aren't allowed.

A retired cop has sued the Albuquerque Police Department, claiming they retaliated against him when he raised questions about police instructors' certifications.

A woman in San Antonio, Texas, found a small package of cocaine in a Nature Valley granola bar.

V.24 No.18 | 04/30/2015

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The Daily Word in Ben E. King's passing, inmate art and a two-faced calf

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Singer Ben E. King, noted for his amazing songs “Stand By Me” and “There Goes My Baby,” has died at the age of 76. RIP, good sir.

The Justice Department is putting $20 million into a nationwide program to increase the use of body cameras worn by police officers. Just make sure you teach them how to turn them on.

New Mexico's State Auditor, Tim Keller, found a pattern of perks and consulting work between former APD chief Ray Schultz and Taser International and has forwarded his findings to prosecutors.

A teenager from Weatherford, Texas, has received a 45-year prison sentence for fatally shooting his sister and mother.

Prison inmates are gearing up to sell their art at the second annual Craftsmanship and Trades fair at the penitentiary in Santa Fe tomorrow. The money raised will go to their families and the victims they hurt. It goes from 9am to 4pm and costs $5 to attend.

KOAT shared a list of the 10 best breakfast burritos in New Mexico!

District Attorney Kari Brandenburg fears for her safety after filing murder charges against two APD officers.

A calf named Annabel was born this past Monday in Florida. Oh, and it has two faces.

V.24 No.18 | 4/30/2015

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The Daily Word in murder trials, police brutality and devastation in Nepal

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A devastating earthquake in Nepal has left the death toll at over 4,000 and rising.

It also sparked an avalanche on Mount Everest.

Other natural disasters around the world this weekend included a giant tornado in Texas, heavy rains and flooding in Pakistan, killing dozens, and volcanic ash blanketing the Chilean town of Ensenada.

Russian hackers have been reading the President's emails.

The mastermind behind Silk Road is being charged in the overdose deaths of six customers.

McDonald's expects to have closed at least 700 stores by the end of 2015.

The James Holmes murder trial is set to begin today, almost three years after the mass shooting occurred in a Colorado movie theater.

In other Colorado news, mayhem erupted at a carnival in Colorado Springs over the weekend.

This APD Officer has a lot of explaining to do.

V.24 No.15 | 4/9/2015
Odds and Ends

Odds & Ends

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