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V.24 No.52 | 12/24/2015

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The Daily Word in Susana Martinez, Star Wars, and Islamophobia

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Islamophobia strikes again .

It’s Gov. Susana Martinez’s party and she can get rowdy if she wants to. *Insert hysterically laughing emoji here*.

If I could sigh and roll my eyes any harder at these Planned Parenthood protesters.

No one really cares if Martin Shkreli got arrested. The real concern here is what’s going to happen to Wu Tang’s album.

Amusement parks: Where you have to go through metal detectors and feel unsafe when you’re just trying to have a good time.

Amy Poehler and I are basically the same person because we’re the only two people in the world who don’t care about the new Star Wars movie.

But one another note for you Star Wars nerds out there, check out this video of the cast pretending they’re as cool as Anna Kendrick while they sing an A Capelle version of the movies theme song.

Netflix just wants to be that friend you can count on with cozy socks.

V.24 No.51 | 12/17/2015

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The Daily Word in Alexander Hamilton, Star Wars and funerals at work

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Hamilton to remain on the ten dollar bill, at least for a little bit longer.

Children crying in their pictures with Santa. Merry Christmas!

In South Korea you can plan your own funeral and even lay in a coffin, right alongside the whole office.

Not into Star Wars? Here's a list of ways to avoid it.

Most awkward part of White House December holiday shindigs? The small chit chat the president and first lady endure while taking pictures with esteemed guests.

Hoverboards are the hot new item this Christmas. Literally. They are catching on fire.

A list and history of a few of the many racist monuments Americans are proud to display.

V.24 No.49 | 12/03/2015
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Saber the Date

Friday, Dec 11: The Force Awakens Pre-Launch Party

Featuring Star Wars toys and collectibles, lightsaber showdowns, costume contests with prizes, music, dancing, movies, comics, food and movie ticket raffles.