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V.21 No.48 |

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The Daily Word in fat stacks, emo countries and Roasted Turkey Doritos

The Daily Word

Someone in Arizona and someone in Missouri bought the winning tickets for the $587.5 million jackpot.

Ask two people in New Mexico to spot you some cash because this morning, they're millionaires.

Feds to probe the culture of APD.

Prompted by religion, a ENMU graduate returned toilet paper he stole from the school years ago.

The world's most emo countries, color-coded.

On Monday, there was no no violent crime in NYC. That anyone knows of.

And fast-food workers there go on strike.

The immortal jellyfish ages backward.

People in India arrested for political Facebook posts.

AP Style Guide—the rulebook for most media—bans the use of "homophobia" in favor of something "more neutral" ... ?

Holiday flavorcountry: Roasted Turkey Doritos.

Down in the dumps? There's a good chance you're going to spend your money foolishly. (Plus: Studies making fun of your spending habits a surefire cure for depression.)

Pro wrestler wants his Romney tattoo erased from his face.

V.21 No.11 | 3/15/2012

news

The Daily Word in reindeer run over, village bans death and thieves steal Tide

The Daily Word

Obama effigy burnings take over the streets of Afghanistan to protest the death of 16 civilians.

There will be no Christmas this year after thousands of reindeer are killed by Swedish high-speed train.

In no surprise at all, half of GOP voters in Alabama and Mississippi still believe President Obama is Muslim. One in four think his parents’ interracial marriage should have been illegal.

One in five people drop Facebook friends over political posts.

A study finds that red meat is responsible for one in ten early deaths.

That’s troubling news for the Italian village of Falciano del Massico that banned its residents from dying.

Like a scene from Jaws, a shark feeding frenzy closes an Australia beach.

Former VP Dick Cheney feels Canada is too dangerous for a visit.

Thieves are stealing Tide detergent to take it advantage of its oddly lucrative black market.

Meanwhile, toilet paper supplies are running dangerously low in Trenton, N.J.

Anthony Bourdain gets Marilyn Hagerty a table at posh restaurant Le Bernardin after her hilarious Olive Garden review goes viral.

Your favorite celebrities— cholafied.

There’s something strangely comforting about the chromatic arrangement of books.

V.19 No.51 |

lame

Today Really Sucks!

The cleaning lady put the toilet paper in upside-down.