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V.25 No.44 | 11/03/2016

The Daily Word in Trump, Russia and Mexico

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What do women around the world think of Trump winning the 2016 presidential election?

Can can look forward to big oil, not working with the UN, an end to federal funding to Los Angeles, New York City, Salt Lake City (and many more) as well as a withdrawal from the Trans-Pacific Partnership on Trump's first day in office.

Trump's data team predicted very accurately that he would win. How?

GM will be laying off over 2,000 workers at two different plants in January.

Trump's bff Vladimir Pussein (and co.) is excited he won.

So things are going to get all crazy with Mexico, huh?

There's a lot of hype around Conor McGregor for a reason.

Now here's some nice, happy things to read.

V.25 No.14 | 04/07/2016

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The Daily Word in Alcoholocaust, Area 51 and APD

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APD responds to noise complaint then plays football with neighbor kids.

Kids, you don't need a theme to your beer pong games, especially not this Nazis vs Jews theme—very tired.

Are you more of a legs fish or an assfish?

What better day to discuss drugs than on 4/20, cool job UN.

When a joke goes too far and now you have a cat working for you. It's happened to all of us, right?

Clinton's campaign chairman really wants the juicy deets on all alien information the government is concealing. The truth is out there.

Jump Around no more, Mr. Trump.

V.21 No.13 | 3/29/2012

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The Daily Word in medical marijuana ninjas, world’s tiniest puppy and the chicken man

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Syria accepts a United Nations ceasefire proposal.

Could this tiny puppy in California put the entire world on adorable alert?

A medical marijuana deliveryman is robbed by ninjas armed with batons.

The home of the “Chicken Man” in Roswell explodes.

Trayvon Martin’s mother is attempting to trademark two phrases that include the name of her son.

A new study shows that eating chocolate helps keep you thin. What?

North Korea tests a long-range rocket on Monday despite warnings from President Obama.

If you want a photo with Newt, you’re gonna have to cough up $50.

Zooey Deschanel remembers growing up on the set of “Twin Peaks.” I just now discovered her mother played Eileen.

Brothels and pimping are legalized in Ontario, Canada in an effort to make prostitution less dangerous.

Somebody needs to order me a subscription to The Conservative Teen, and they needed to do it yesterday.