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V.24 No.34 | 08/20/2015

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The Daily Word in APD's BAC blues, The Fastest Nun in The West and John MacAfee on the Ashley-Madison hack

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Authorities in Colorado are issuing arrest warrants for the new and now former deputy superintendent of APS, who is facing child sexual assault charges there.

A group of trucks stopped traffic and did donuts for a while on I-25 near Montgomery last Sunday.

The single machine used by APD to analyze suspects' blood alcohol content is broken.

The "Fastest Nun in the West" is on her way to possible sainthood.

Stock markets rebounded from yesterday's crash after China once again cut its central interest rate.

Some kid in Taiwan accidentally poked a hole in a 17th century oil painting worth millions.

Although they're banned in Albuquerque pools, business at a mermaid tail swim school in Toronto is going swimmingly.

A girl who had been teased for liking boy stuff like Star Wars caught the attention of another Star Wars fan and ended up with some custom Storm Trooper armor and a meet with Weird Al.

There's a new documentary about musician and actor Michael Des Barres.

John MacAfee says the Ashley-Madison hack was an inside job.

V.20 No.16 |

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The Daily Word: Gary For President, iPhones Track Your Every Move, Glowing Pork

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Former governor Gary Johnson skips the exploratory committee and announces he is running for president.

UNM President David Schmidly says he won't seek contract extension.

NMSO is bankrupt.

Your iPhone keeps a record of everywhere you go.

Homemade bombs found at mall near Columbine High School.

How to get ready to be fired.

Stranger catches toddler falling from Florida hotel balcony.

People fake being sick to get sympathy online.

Michigan police are using cellphone hacking devices during routine traffic stops.

BP sues Transocean for at least $40 billion for the Gulf oil disaster.

The Weird Al / Lady Gaga feud appears settled.

A professor vanished into another dimension.

Internet sex joke goes here.

Director of the Oscar-nominated documentary Restrepo and Pulitzer Prize-nominated photographer Chris Hondros were killed in Libya.

Glee extra tweets career-ending spoiler.

Looks like Gordon Ramsay has a real kitchen nightmare on his hands. Get it?

It's science: cancelled TV shows make you sad.

How did you think you'd look in junderpants?

Something tells me this guy is in a gang.

Make a bunny rabbit cake for Easter!

Glowing blue pork found in China.

Jerry Seinfeld pulls out of a Donald Trump-sponsored benefit.

Robot throws out first pitch, chokes.

Happy birthday Tony Danza!!!

V.19 No.12 |

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The Daily Word 03.25.10: Weird Al, Wicca, Analytical Engine

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Gov. Richardson vetoes food tax.

Republicans force another vote on health care overhaul bill.

The beloved giraffe who died at the Rio Grande Zoo earlier this week was dismembered, her parts put in a dumpster out back.

Local Wiccans aid police, say lady who stabbed a man in the foothills is not so much about the Wicca way.

To note the accomplishments of women in technology, yesterday was Ada Lovelace Day. She wrote the first computer program--for Charles Babbage's Analytical Engine.

How Republicans learned to stop worrying and love climate change denial.

House Democrats targets of vandalism and threats after (initial) health care bill passage.

Please watch this parody of music biopics about parody king Weird Al Yankovic.

I spent an hour-and-a-half this weekend watching clips of '70s "Sesame Street" skits. Here's "The Mad Painter #3."

It's Sarah Jessica Parker's birthday! Square Pegs!