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V.26 No.3 | 01/19/2017

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The Daily Word in the new fascism, Taos avalanches and homicidal psychopaths

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There is an avalanche warning in the Taos area.

Santa Fe art collective Meow Wolf is working on a gigantic new installation, "The House of Eternal Return".

As many as 1 in 4 men in the United States have HPV.

The Trump administration claims the Donald's tweet about millions of illegal aliens voting illegally in the recent election is based on "evidence".

This teenage girl self-identifies as a "homicidal psychopath".

The Trump administration has eliminated spanish language options on the White House website.

President Trump has sided with Big Oil by green lighting the controversial Dakota Pipeline.

When your new pair of Adidas shoes is worn out, they simply decompose when put in water.

V.25 No.15 | 04/14/2016

The Daily Word in Big Macs, Animal Sex and Rappers in the White House

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President Obama decides its time to sit down for a talk with America's truly important figures.

Turns out excessive fast food consumption is linked to infertility, especially in men. Sorry boys, but if you want to have kids, put down the whopper.

Apparently poodles are a real turn on for some people but don't have sex with your girlfriend's dog. Just don't.

If you see a guy dragging an ATM with a rental truck, know this: he stole both of those things. Only in Albuquerque, am I right?

She got knocked down but she got up again. Nothing, not even the Boston bombing, kept this persistent woman down.

Bacteria does serve a purpose- art supplies for the nerdy.

Stealthy snake pretends to be an eight-legged insect as a ploy to catch a bird. You just can't trust anyone these days.

V.25 No.10 | 3/10/2016

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The Daily Word in Nancy Reagan, UFC 196 and The UK

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Heavy hearts across the nation this weekend as former First Lady Nancy Reagan has passed away.

Damn Holly Holm, back at it again with that championship belt! Siiiike.

The UK could potentially be a new target for ISIS.

What a Donald Trump Campaign Ad should really look like.

Peyton Manning says hello to retirement and goodbye to head injuries.

The most commitment I’ve ever witnessed.

V.24 No.51 | 12/17/2015

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The Daily Word in Alexander Hamilton, Star Wars and funerals at work

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Hamilton to remain on the ten dollar bill, at least for a little bit longer.

Children crying in their pictures with Santa. Merry Christmas!

In South Korea you can plan your own funeral and even lay in a coffin, right alongside the whole office.

Not into Star Wars? Here's a list of ways to avoid it.

Most awkward part of White House December holiday shindigs? The small chit chat the president and first lady endure while taking pictures with esteemed guests.

Hoverboards are the hot new item this Christmas. Literally. They are catching on fire.

A list and history of a few of the many racist monuments Americans are proud to display.

V.24 No.49 | 12/3/2015

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The Daily Word in Urinating Walls, Black Friday and The White House

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Germany has walls that will make you think twice about urinating on them.

This local diner is going to give you all the feels and remember what holidays are actually about.

Are you a health freak? Well there’s a new type of tattoo just for you.

Incase you missed it, this guy had a lot of balls on Thankgiving.

Black Friday gets wild.

Do you ever just wonder how science is even real? Same.

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The Daily Word in Ebola, "Breaking Bad" toys and Ferguson PD's violations

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Dr. Craig Spencer, who's returned from treating Ebola patients in Guinea, has tested positive for the virus.

Amnesty International released a report outlining the human rights abuses carried out by Ferguson police during Michael Brown protests.

The White House is in a tizzy over what to do about its fence after several incidents of people getting onto the White House grounds.

If Aaron Paul thinks Barbies are more “damaging” than “Breaking Bad” toys, then you best believe it.

To get folks into the Halloween spirit, Huffington Post has come out with some interesting facts about All Hallows' Eve that you may not have known.

APD officers Keith Sandy and Dominique Perez probably won't face criminal charges in the federal system for the fatal shooting of James Boyd.

A man was shot in the head last night near Kit Carson Park. His condition is currently unknown, but this story is still being updated.

In an amazing tribute to a teammate's loss, the Estancia High School JV football team purchased new jerseys with the name of teammate Carlos Parra's late sister on the back. Parra's sister died from a brain tumor.

A lawsuit has been filed against UNM Hospital for failing to protect the medical and mental health records of 13-year-old Roswell shooter Mason Campbell.

A man in Pennsylvania is fighting a criminal mischief charge for painting the speed limit on a stretch of Main Street.

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The Daily Word in trying to shut down ride-sharing in ABQ, changing ingress to Old Town and talking about the fence around the White House.

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A property owner in Albuquerque's Old Town has blocked a major pedestrian entrance to the historic and shop-filled plaza.

Local taxi and limousine companies are trying again to make ride-sharing services go away.

There was a riot at the Cibola County Detention Center.

This guy has countless and uncontrollable orgasms all the time.

We are all learning more than we'd ever have thought possible about the fence around the White House.

Third-boob lady might be a hoax.

This company is buying student loan debt and then forgiving the debt.

Don't sit on your new iPhone.

Automobiles have black boxes in them now.

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The Daily Word in airstrike plans, Alison Krauss' imposter and a hearse parade

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The White House kicks off it's “It's On Us” campaign to address sexual assault on campuses.

The American Freedom Defence Initiative has placed anti-Islamic ads on a hundred NYC buses and two subway entrances this week.

Deputies in North Florida are baffled after 51-year-old Donald Spirit killed seven of his family members, then turned the gun on himself.

Alabama District Court Judge Mark E. Fuller is being pressured to resign after being accused of assaulting his wife.

After Congress gave the “OK” for a plan to arm and train Syrian rebels, the Pentagon is waiting for President Obama to approve their airstrike list.

A New Mexican woman is in trouble for violating probation after impersonating bluegrass star Alison Krauss and conning an elderly man in Arkansas out of his life savings, his house and his cars.

After two New Mexico counties went to the Supreme Court to put two nonbinding questions about marijuana and taxes on the November election ballads, Secretary of State Dianna Duran went to the federal court to intervene. But they said they won't referee this issue.

Jesus Arredondo Soto has been convicted of killing a woman and her 1-year-old son in 2010. He faces up to two life sentences, plus more than 70 years in prison.

According to a statewide ABQ Journal poll, 50 percent of New Mexico voters opposed marijuana legalization, while 44 percent were in favor.

You ever see a parade of hearses? No? Head to Michigan this weekend.

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The Daily Word in US airstrikes, police chief woes and a porn freakout

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US jet fighters hit an Islamic State artillery in Iraq in what's expected to be the first in a series of airstrikes.

Watergate “by the numbers.”

The remains of 6-year-old Jenise Wright, who went missing last week, have been found near her home in Bremerton, Wash.

President Obama signed a new bill into law yesterday that could provide veterans with better access to health care.

A toddler slipped through the White House gate. Talk about a threat to national security.

A Colorado man is being charged with sex trafficking an Albuquerque teen after he was arrested as a result of a crime spree.

Shane Harger, former Jemez Springs police chief, was indicted and arrested on rape charges.

Steve Tellez, former APS police chief, could be charged for roughly $1,000 worth of ammunition that went missing in March.

Marijuana petition comes up short.

A mother in South Carolina called the popo on her son after he watched porn.

V.23 No.7 |

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The Daily Word in Viagra for horses, unpaid premiums and flavored condoms

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It looks like Google Doodle brought out the big guns for Valentine's Day … oh yeah, it's Valentine's Day.

Joel McHale has been chosen to host the White House Correspondents dinner. It might get a little “Soup”-y.

Oscar Pistorius is “consumed by sorrow” over the fatal shooting of his girlfriend.

Word to the wise: If you don't pay your premiums, you don't keep your insurance.

A former teacher is accused of phoning in a bomb threat to the school he used to work at. Where do they find these people?

The mayor will announce the new police chief some time this morning.

So wait … does Viagra help horses run faster? So where should I place my bets? But let's keep this on the hush-hush, know what I'm saying?

Just in case you're getting flavored condoms for tonight …

V.22 No.41 |

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The Daily Word in the debt ceiling, pesky interest rates and political superheroes

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With three days before the debt-ceiling deadline, the White House and the House Republicans are still having discussions and working toward avoiding a default.

A San Francisco man is recovering after having spent 19 days lost in the woods in Mendocino County, surviving on squirrels, lizards and berries.

Your medical insurance won't cover this procedure? Sure, we can help you, but watch out for those interest rates!

Three Americans won the Nobel prize in economics for their work in assets.

A man wanted in connection with a Georgia murder was found in Albuquerque during a drug raid.

After nine missing children were reunited with their parents on Sunday evening, inquiries of abuse and an investigation of the Tierra Blanca Ranch still looms.

The 42nd Annual Balloon Fiesta wrapped up last night, and what a good finale it was!

What do your favorite superheroes think about political issues?

V.22 No.5 | 1/31/2013

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The Daily Word in abortion bill, Tina Turner and Tailly

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President Obama to name Denis McDonough as new White house chief of staff.

It is possible that some New Mexico school employees will be allowed to carry concealed guns on campus.

Tina Turner is becoming a citizen of Switzerland.

The lawyer of teen murder suspect is criticizing the sheriffs office for releasing “inflammatory information.”

Tailly: the latest in mood-telling technology.The faster your heart beats, the faster it wags.

New Mexico bill threatens to criminalize abortion after rape.

Kim Kardashian’s hopes of being a divorced woman have been rejected … again.

V.22 No.2 | 1/10/2013

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First (Modern) Family

“1600 Penn” on NBC

NBC’s midseason replacement sitcom starts off with a stereotypical setup. Seems that chubby loser Skip (Josh Gad from Broadway’s The Book of Mormon) has been kicked out of college after seven unproductive years and is now forced to move back in with his parents. The twist in this tale is contained in the titular address. Yup, Skip’s parents are the president and the first lady of the United States.
V.21 No.41 | 10/11/2012
Taking a break from the rigors of protesting
Maren Tarro

Freedom of Assembly

Preaching to the Prez

Christian groups shout mixed messages at the White House

A coalition of Christian groups goes to Washington, D.C., to protest prayerfully.
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The Daily Word in Chinese hackers, faithful coyotes, super bright comets

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Washington confirms that White House computers were breached by Chinese hackers.

Helium shortage forces gas balloon racers to use hydrogen this year. Um ... can anyone say "Hindenburg?"

Boy Scouts of America to release their reports of found pedophiles to police.

That pesky asbestos just keeps coming up.

Which states get the most taxpayer money?

Board of Regents will hopefully reveal tonight why NMSU's president unexpectedly went on leave last week.

New comet discovered near Saturn may turn out to be among the brightest in history, possibly even outshining the moon in 2013.

Mirrors on easels look beautiful in the desert.

New study suggests that urban coyotes are 100% monogomous.

IKEA expresses regret over erasing women from catalogs shipped to Saudi Arabia.

Remember that real-life Ukranian Barbie doll from a few months ago? Well, here is her buddy, Anastasiya Shpagina, the real-life anime girl.