Following World War I was The Great Emu War of 1932.

Here is a list of sexually active popes throughout history.

I LOVE to make lists. So a List of Lists of Lists is just a thing of beauty.

George W. Bush had special little nicknames for just about everybody.

All praise the Yeti.

You just wish you could claim to be part of the Ministry of All the Talents.

Gonna name my firstborn child Noctcaelador.

The classification of demons is not just a list of your exes.

Bonus video: In case you still (post-Grammys) don't know who the Alabama Shakes are.

Your vagina is a boss!

If you’re a teen who texts and drives, a New Mexican college student is in the process of releasing an app that will track every move you make while operating a vehicle!

The University of Vermont acknowledges a third gender and allows students to be identified by their chosen first name, even if they have not legally changed their name yet. They also honor preferred pronouns. AKA VERMONT RULES.

The woman who famously called Angelina Jolie a “talentless brat” (um, hasn’t she seen Hackers?) stepped down from her position at Sony.

A totally irrelevant piece about Scottish geese.

There is no price too high to keep us from our chile, but dammit if we don’t get more rain.

Wikipedia is shutting down for 24 hours tomorrow to protest the Stop Online Piracy Act. I doubt I’ll survive.

Occupy protesters will march during the start of the new legislative session in Santa Fe. Watch the State of the State Address live at 1 p.m.!

The wrecked Italian cruise liner shifted. 29 people are estimated to be missing.

The “If I Die” app leaves a Facebook post for you after you’re gone. Creepy.

A woman offered drive-thru customers sexual favors in exchange for chicken McNuggets. They’re not that good.

After getting throttled twice in the same year by the same team, Tebowmania still won’t quit.

A young girl is shot during the MLK parade in Little Rock, Arkansas.

I don’t think Burger King’s home delivery is a good idea for an already obese country.

How did these rocks from Mars find themselves in Africa last year?

A racy billboard ad encouraging drivers to keep their eyes in the road is taken down. Drivers couldn’t keep their eyes on the road.

Happy 90th birthday, Betty White! Here’s to you and your oddly resurgent career.