william shatner

V.22 No.13 | 3/28/2013


The Daily Word in dead pigs, hobbit holes and Duplos.

The Daily Word

A deadly marine killed two.

Crime didn’t pay for some crafty bank burglars.

Mathmatics of mosh pit motion mimics molecular movement.

Why must there always be dicks in video games?

An airship club that might have existed continues to puzzle scholars. (Warning: long story.)

Until someone does this with Duplos, you’ll have to make do with hidden Lego photographs.

I feel sorry for those 16,000 dead Chinese pigs.

I want a hobbit house bonsai tree.

Thieves stole the battery and tires from a crashed vehicle with the victim inside it.

They shoot horses, don’t they?

Happy birthday William Shatner.

V.21 No.51 |


Holiday greetings

Boring and bizarre

Christmas is best tackled with a sense of humor. Otherwise it's a great occasion for a nervous breakdown or a stroke. I hope everyone will heed William Shatner's holiday advice. This Mennonite has a boring Christmas message (with hypnotic music) about saving the world without spending too much on postage. Here are the Christmas greeting cards you wish you'd received, and the family photos you're happy are not yours.

Rest assured your office Christmas party went better than the Bluth's party. Listen to some Neil Hamburger (w/ Canned Hamm) jokes! Enjoy the full Christmas With the Chipmunks album from 1961, or just forget the whole thing with FEAR.

V.20 No.21 |


The Daily Word 5.28.11: Gil Scott Heron dead at 62; Ratko Mladic is confused; Vincent Price

The Daily Word

R.I.P. Gil Scott Heron. Gawker obit.

Nifty pictures of Sweden's subway system.

Some people just don't get that The Onion is fake, even with a headline using the word "abortionplex."

H.G. Wells caused similar confusion.

New No Wave documentary.

Simon in the Land of Chalk Drawings!

Ratko Mladic will be brought to The Hague for trial. His lawyer says Mladic is "in some confusion...."

National Film Board of Canada documentary about Venice, narrated by William Shatner. Yes, Shatner am Canadian!

Yesterday was Vincent Price's birthday and here he is on The Dating Game in the early seventies.

V.19 No.12 | 3/25/2010


The Daily Word, Top News Stories for 3.22.10 - Lego King, LSD, Shatner’s Birthday

The Daily Word

Tiger Woods throws himself on the mercy of the court.

Meet the Lego King (Nayder is only a duke).

Chinese sandstorm strikes like dragon.

German priests and nuns are accused of sexual abuse.

Here’s the Stranger’s take on the San Francisco Alt Weekly Newspaper War.

The Amazing Randi is gay.

Did the CIA dose a French village with LSD?

Al Gore is ruining Comic-Con and making flowers lose their lovely scents.

The yeti has been seen in Pennsylvania and the Harlequin has been seen in Kansas.

Deadly fire struck a Northeast Heights home last night.

APD arrested busted a meth lab. I watched some show about that last night.

This morning’s SWAT situation has been resolved, Hoover Middle School is open and there will be a surprise math quiz.

Arturo Tafoy and James Davis have escaped through a skylight: don’t answer your doorbell.

Sandia and Santa Fe have extended their ski seasons.

It’s Shatner’s birthday! Check out the Shatner Project.