Alibi V.17 No.12 • March 20-26, 2008 
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Music to Your Ears

Spring Crawl Doesn't Pass Go, Fails to Collect $200

The queries started trickling in a few months ago. (That is to say: The e-mails that made it past my bloodthirsty spamtrap were few. If you didn't hear back from me, try calling instead.) Now they’re torrential. "Spring Crawl" and "Spring Crawl 2008" are two of the most popular searches at alibi.com. You want us to hurry up and get to the point about Spring Crawl—what day we're planning it for, who's on the bill, how to get your band booked, all the important stuff.

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Ultraviolet Sound

Testosterone-oozing electro

Talking the talk is always easier than walking the walk, but when the former is done by the members of Ultraviolet Sound, it's still worth listening to.

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Striking the singer/songwriter pose

Music Interview

John Ralston

The singer/songwriter who sometimes wishes he wasn’t

If you've had it with singer/songwriters, you’re not alone: John Ralston’s right there with you. Even though his name appears in big print on every one of his releases, Ralston would rather be viewed as a member of his touring band than seem like an artist obsessed with his own creations. He has a similarly uneasy relationship with his hometown of Lake Worth, Fla. He’s not about to distance himself from his state-of-origin, but he knows the Sunshine State has bred more than its share of the nation’s sonic sore spots.

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Flyer on the Wall

Nightmare Sexual Aerobics, Yay!

Feel your brain cells coalesce into violently happy goo as hypersexual, disturbingly cute, underwear-clad Punk Bunny (Hollyweird, Calif.), the mighty Beefcake In Chains, Bitch Goddess and Amish Noise have their way with you at Atomic Cantina on Friday, March 21. Then they’ll do the bartenders. Free, 21+. (LM)

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Sonic Reducer

The Presidents of the United States of America These Are The Good Times People · Zen Boy & Karma Girl Who They Are and How They Came To Be · Beach House Devotion

The last time you heard The Presidents of the United States of America (POTUSA) was probably an election year—1996, in fact, before they were dropped and shoved under the rug by Columbia Records. Between then and now, the band broke up, released a few independent albums, partially regrouped in 2000 and finally reunited in 2004. These Are The Good Times People tackles just about every genre, including swing, punk, folk and even a twangy touch of country. This album has its moments of quirky lyricism, but the overall content matches the music exceptionally. Labeling POTUSA as a novelty band would be misguided. (JH)

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The Best Thing Since Starks and Clark Wallabees

Wu-Tang Wednesdays • DJ Zemo-G • hip-hop

Bobby Boulders says you ought to jump off and report to the gravel pit. Though such instructions may seem mysterious to the casual observer, we're pretty sure the dude means you ought to ch-check out Wu-Tang Wednesdays at Dialogue Brewing. During such chokin', smokin' and hopin' times you can guarantee to get your fill of OG, old school hip-hop as well as classic jams by those fine fellows from Staten Island. There are two sessions left, dear readers, on Dec. 19 and Dec. 26. Beginning at 7pm—and for free—you can trust DJ Zemo-G to do you and your homies right with tuneage that kills all evil whilst promoting a danceable, jewel-encrusted future. Drinking some of the finest barley pop in town might help you fill your tank, too. You know what I'm saying, right? Step into the groove, right now, boo. Plus, There's no cover for this 21+ hip-hop party; that's what I'm talking about!
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True Hearts Invited

"Golden Girls" Trivia Night

Here's some “Golden Girls” trivia for you: Did you know that if you watch the “Golden Girls” for the first time in 30 years, you'll be shocked at how much younger they seem? It's true! While Blanche, Rose, Dorothy and Sophia haven't changed a bit, your teeth have grown long, your wrinkles have deepened. You're catching up. Here's another: If you threw a party and invited everyone you knew, who would bring the biggest gift? Well bring that pal and confidant with you to The Kosmos Restaurant this Thursday, Jan. 24, for “Golden Girls” Trivia Night. Tickets cost $30 and each one covers a team of up to six people. Enjoy food, fun prizes and drink specials starting at 6pm.
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