Bobby Boulders says you ought to jump off and report to the gravel pit. Though such instructions may seem mysterious to the casual observer, we're pretty sure the dude means you ought to ch-check out Wu-Tang Wednesdays at Dialogue Brewing. During such chokin', smokin' and hopin' times you can guarantee to get your fill of OG, old school hip-hop as well as classic jams by those fine fellows from Staten Island. There are two sessions left, dear readers, on Dec. 19 and Dec. 26. Beginning at 7pm—and for free—you can trust DJ Zemo-G to do you and your homies right with tuneage that kills all evil whilst promoting a danceable, jewel-encrusted future. Drinking some of the finest barley pop in town might help you fill your tank, too. You know what I'm saying, right? Step into the groove, right now, boo. Plus, There's no cover for this 21+ hip-hop party; that's what I'm talking about!

Here's some “Golden Girls” trivia for you: Did you know that if you watch the “Golden Girls” for the first time in 30 years, you'll be shocked at how much younger they seem? It's true! While Blanche, Rose, Dorothy and Sophia haven't changed a bit, your teeth have grown long, your wrinkles have deepened. You're catching up. Here's another: If you threw a party and invited everyone you knew, who would bring the biggest gift? Well bring that pal and confidant with you to The Kosmos Restaurant this Thursday, Jan. 24, for “Golden Girls” Trivia Night. Tickets cost $30 and each one covers a team of up to six people. Enjoy food, fun prizes and drink specials starting at 6pm.