During the year I served as a rifle platoon leader with the 5th Battalion 87th Infantry Regiment, we had the distinction of being the only jungle battalion in the Army and the only infantry unit in the Army’s Southern Command.

1) Paper soaked in what was nearly smuggled into a New Mexico prison?

a. Pheromones

b. Explosives

c. LSD

d. A marijuana mimic called Spice

2) What might soon open in Roswell?

a. A military boarding school

b. A horse slaughterhouse

c. Fox Mulder’s Holistic Paranormal Detective Agency

Councilors Ken Sanchez, Debbie O’Malley, Isaac Benton and Rey Garduño said Mayor Richard Berry should talk to them if he has something to say, not go running to the media to send them a message. “I am tired of trying to talk to Mayor Berry over newsprint and airwaves,” Garduño said at the Monday, April 16 meeting.