Alibi V.29 No.13 • March 26-April 1, 2020

News Feature

Home School Resources

Help on the home front

Weekly Alibi has taken the guesswork out of home schooling with a comprehensive list of resources for learning at home.
Cottonwood Mall
Eric Williams Photography

On Assignment

On the Front Lines

In Burque with the other humans

August March armors up and ventures out of his hidden fortress into the COVID-19 zone in search of surviving humans.
This kitty is gonna get her nails done with that stimulus.
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Opinion

Trump Finally Stimulating Citizens’ Packages

What you need to know about the COVID-19 stimulus package

On Wednesday, Mar. 25, the unthinkable happened. Congress agreed to help average American citizens. How will they be doing that? By giving us money! The entire stimulus package totals 2 trillion dollars in rescue funding and is currently awaiting an official signature from President Trump. This would be his first time providing any stimulation for someone who’s not himself, so I expect he’ll be curious to experience what that’s like.
The News Monkey

Newscity

Residents could damage New Mexico's sewer systems by flushing toilet paper alternatives; officials are encouraging primary voters to take advantage of absentee ballots; lawmakers are expecting to hold a special legislative session to discuss the state budget.
Odds and Ends

Odds & Ends

Funny because scarebees happen to someone else.