On the Front Lines
In Burque with the other humans
August March armors up and ventures out of his hidden fortress into the COVID-19 zone in search of surviving humans.
Home School Resources
Help on the home front
Weekly Alibi has taken the guesswork out of home schooling with a comprehensive list of resources for learning at home.
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Trump Finally Stimulating Citizens’ Packages
What you need to know about the COVID-19 stimulus package
On Wednesday, Mar. 25, the unthinkable happened. Congress agreed to help average American citizens. How will they be doing that? By giving us money! The entire stimulus package totals 2 trillion dollars in rescue funding and is currently awaiting an official signature from President Trump. This would be his first time providing any stimulation for someone who’s not himself, so I expect he’ll be curious to experience what that’s like.
Residents could damage New Mexico's sewer systems by flushing toilet paper alternatives; officials are encouraging primary voters to take advantage of absentee ballots; lawmakers are expecting to hold a special legislative session to discuss the state budget.
Odds & Ends
Funny because scarebees happen to someone else.