Thin Line The velvet touch. Hey guys, next time your sweetheart goes in for a PAP smear, thank a trial lawyer for keeping the lust [...] Tim McGivern \ Sep 16, 2004 News
Bells And Whistles The Roy E. Disney Center For The Performing Arts It's really impossible to imagine just how spectacular the National Hispanic Cultural Center's new performing arts complex is without glimpsing it with your [...] Steven Robert Allen \ Sep 16, 2004 Art
Win This! “The 56Th Annual Emmy Awards” On Abc This Sunday, it's time for the TV industry to congratulate itself by handing out a lot of self-serving awards. In recent years, the [...] Devin D. O'Leary \ Sep 16, 2004 Film
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Reel World More Film, Please—The deadline for submitting film to the 10th Annual Alibi Short Film Fiesta is almost upon us. Films must be in [...] Devin D. O'Leary \ Sep 16, 2004 Film
Wilson's Cash Cow Wilson's Cash Cow It is distressing and disgusting to witness the blatant hypocrisy displayed by Rep. Heather Wilson’s ads taunting her support for the Medicare Reform/drug [...] Alibi \ Sep 16, 2004 News
America Wants Health Care The Tidal Wave Of Anxiety Politicians Don'T Want To Talk About Did you notice the results of the latest polling published in the morning daily? No, not the headline-grabbing “which candidate's ahead if the [...] Jerry Ortiz y Pino \ Sep 16, 2004 News
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Gastrological Forecast Wouldn't it be cool if we could bring our own wine to restaurants? It's illegal here in New Mexico, where it hasn't even [...] Gwyneth Doland \ Sep 16, 2004 Food