The Holy Hot Wing
An Alibi religious sighting exclusive!
Jesus appeared in a hot wing during Mardi Gras dinner service at Blackbird Buvette restaurant and bar, located right here in downtown Albuquerque. Lord knows if you've got a godly message to get across the night before Lent, it wouldn't be in the empty pews of a church. It'd be in a plate of hot wings.
Take a look at these exclusively obtained cell phone photos, courtesy of Blackbird bartender Noelan Ramirez. Not pictured is the back, which looks a lot like a giraffe head. But the front is 100 percent Lord and Savior.
The Holy Hot Wing is currently frozen at Blackbird to preserve its reli-ciouness. Then it might go up for sale on Ebay. Call 243-0878 if you'd like to intercede and purchase the HHW for your next church function.