Sean Connery Wrote Our Cover Text

Yes, have a nice, good laugh, you sly devil.
Yes, have a nice, good laugh, you sly devil.

After passing through an armory of editors and typewriter-equipped monkeys, somehow the print edition of this week's cover still hit stands with the gloriously incorrect headline: "Schocking!" Sean Connery must have escaped and gotten into to the printing presses again.

Please excuse his tomfoolery. Obviously, the headline was supposed to read: "Schlocking!"