Dolly Parton set a bald eagle loose in the woods. Picture that. Could anything be more American?Count Bush can create a Clone Army for the Republic. Strike me down and I will become more powerful than you can possibly imagine. Northwest and Delta airlines to collide. Or merge, as you Americans call it. Marilyn Monroe oral sex movie sells for $1.5 Million. Send a link if you find it. Iraqi Soldiers Free Kidnapped CBS Journalist.The Weird Kid gets a butter knife stuck in his head. J.K. Rowling wears stripey blazer, wants all money everywhere. Although, it is cheesey that somebody would try to make a Harry Potter Encyclopedia without her consent.Remember the Tree Man of Java? He got a bunch of his weird warts cut off and wants to get married now. The Lizard Man is possibly a Yeti.Albuquerque’s Metro Court will be stepping up the bench warrants. Nobody knew they had been lax before, but now … boy, will you be sorry. Nob Hill is growing faster than its parking. Puppies grow; collars don’t.RIP, Chico.Today is Julie Christie’s birthday. Here’s Yo La Tengo’s video for “ Tom Courtney,” a song that mentions her. And here she is looking smashing in Farenheit 451.
The Daily Word 4.14.08
2 min read
