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 V.22 No.4 | January 24 - 30, 2013 

Sex Survey

Hey superfreak, it’s the Alibi’s first ever sex survey!

Help us map the love-scape of Albuquerque with your totally anonymous responses

So, I've been meaning to ask you this for a while now: How many dates do you usually go on before having sex? Too personal? That's OK, I won't tell. But have you ever made out with a stranger? What about talking dirty? I mean, you look the type. I'm pretty sure you're down with sex toys, aren't you? No? Well, that's surprising, considering your libertine attitude in other areas. I've got a few other questions, but I guess we should stop beating around the (ahem) bush and (ahem) plunge right in to the Alibi's first ever Sex Survey. Wait, let's make that FIRST EVER SEX SURVEY!!! It's fast, cheap and anonymous, just like your last booty call. Or was that my last booty call? I can't keep it all straight.

Albuquerque is dying to know the truth. Will you help us? Will you? I knew you would. There are four sets of questions and they'll be over before you know it.

Results to be published in the Alibi's February 7 Sex, er, Love Issue. I for one am burning with curiosity. At least, I hope it's just curiosity.

SURVEY IS NOW CLOSED, SUPERFREAKS! THANKS FOR THE HUGE OUTPOURING OF RESPONSES. TABULATING HAS NOW BEGUN!

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