Alibi V.23 No.12 • March 20-26, 2014 

Crib Notes

Crib Notes: March 20, 2014

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1) On Sunday, March 16, local police shot a man who was _____________.

a) Raising high mayhem on the streets

b) Holding several individuals hostage at gunpoint

c) Attempting to break into the weapons storage facility at KAFB

d) Camping in the Foothills

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2) The police chief of Albuquerque Public Schools was fired for _____________.

a) Being tardy

b) Sleeping in class

c) Cheating on the midterm

d) Stealing ammunition for his personal use

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3) State health officials are concerned about an increase in reported cases of ______________ among school-aged children in New Mexico.

a) Chickenpox

b) Rubella

c) Mumps

d) Typhus

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4) The 20th-ranked Lobo Men’s hoops squad is on its way to ________________.

a) The Super Bowl

b)The World Series

c) The NCAA Tournament

d) The NIT Tournament

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5) When Albuquerque food truck owner Amy Black received a one-star review on Yelp, she responded by ______________.

a) Threatening the reviewer with more food

b) Running for the hills

c) Penning a ukulele tune, having friends perform it and posting it on YouTube

d) Blocking the reviewer on Facebook

Answers:

1) D. The latest officer-involved shooting in our town involved a fellow who was apparently camping near Copper and Tramway. Originally listed in critical condition, the unidentified man died in the hospital on Monday, March 18.

2) D. Chief Steve Tellez was fired for taking assault rifle ammunition.

3) A. Health department officials are concerned about an uptick in childhood chickenpox cases over the past few weeks.

4) C. The Lobo men’s three-peat as champs of the Mountain West Conference guarantees them a spot at this year’s big dance.

5) C. In a true-life drama the writers of “Portlandia” wish they had imagined, Supper Truck owner Black responded to criticism by taking to the internet with a hip song-based response.

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