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Like most people, I’m totally obsessed with yetis, so I’m happy to announce that Boston Pizza is unleashing a yeti named Louie as their new spokesperson in a massive ad campaign. That’s not to say that their yeti will be anything but an inaccurate, cartoonish, comedy yeti. They’re not going to be running the Patterson Footage, as I understand it. Still, I’ve had Boston Pizza a couple times and it’s pretty good. Plus, pizza, like sex, is always better when you’re thinking about the yeti.