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::Making Grown Men Cry Since 1992
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Today is “Free Cone Day” at Ben & Jerry’s.Last time I went to Ben & Jerry’s some people left their dog tied up outside with one of those retractable nylon leash things. When I was leaving, the dog lunged for the door and burned a strip of skin off my leg with his leash. It really hurt and made me yell. I still have a scab. Into every life some rain must fall.