When am I going to have an idea this good? Vending-machine eggs full of trash and sometimes art. It’s as plain as the nose on your face. Anyone want to get one started here? What about one full of band junk, buttons and stickers and stuff? Genius. Another moment of brilliance: Feel better about the cotton-candy between your ears created by gossip rags. Here’s a funny sort of feminist gossip site. Jezebel: Celebrity, Sex, Fashion for Women. Without Airbrushing. Good stuff. Can anyone truly get away from the celebrity machine? Might as well succumb with a sense of ownership. My gateway gossip drugs were the lowest of the low, the fashion critiques. I like to see rich people in stupid clothes. It makes me feel better about my own stupid clothes. At least I don’t pay a stylist.Speaking of your ears (Trust me. It’s a few sentences back.), don’t stick cones in your ears and light them on fire. It won’t make you any better, according to this awesome site, quackwatch.org.
Trashballs, Pseudo-Feminist Gossip, Ear Candles
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