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::Making Grown Men Cry Since 1992
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I don’t really like cuddly things, but I was punching this button like it was dispensing good drugs. Awwww. Drugs. But this is more like it: a deadly cat that enjoys licking guts. (Warning: gruesome.) My own precious serial killer is particularly fond of gnawing on skulls—making horrid scrapy sounds—after she’s tortured something in my bathtub for untold hours, leaving smears of blood behind. Sophia’s her name. I think sometimes that she’s hunting me. If you love felines and booze, check out this site of Irish Drinking Songs for Cat Lovers. It’s even more awesome than it sounds.