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::Making Grown Men Cry Since 1992
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Southern Califiornia is on fire.Chuck Norris is backing Mike Huckabee for president. So, I guess that pretty much settles it.Albuquerque murder suspect is on the loose.I can’t get enough of this David Copperfield crap. I love a story about an evil magician. Does anyone remember the story from about a year ago where he foiled a mugger by magically making it seem as though his pockets were empty? Here are some practical applications for modern magic. I didn’t see anything about warehouses in there.Sources say sailor slays sailorettes, self.Dumbledore is gay. Enjoy your little wizard books now, kiddies.Bullies kill teenage girl.Somebody got hit by a car in the heights.The wind took out the radio stations and all the really fantastic music they play.The yetis are migrating east into Minnesota.