For this year’s shittiest Christmas song, I vote John “Couger” Mellencamp’s shitty rendition of “I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus,” if only for his complete and unapologetic disregard for the song’s melody. He’s just screaming it at you like a football coach, but in that affected rock-star vernacular that turns “I” into “Ah” and “night” into “naaaght.” Why bother?
The Shittiest Christmas Song
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