Palin V. Biden: There’s A Fracas Among Us

Marisa Demarco
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Palin v. Biden: ThereÕs a Fracas Among Us
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I’ve heard it said that as long as Palin doesn’t show up and puke green slime all over the moderator or begin speaking in satanic tongues, she’ll win the debate.

To be honest, if both VP candidates avoid idiocy, I’ll be bummed. Still, I hope some people somewhere will be evaluating the candidates on whether they manage to mouth something meaningful. Or is substance even possible in a televised debate when afterward the only thing that lives longer than a sound bite is a screw-up?

Log in here to laugh at the gaffes and cheer the triumphs as we live blog the thing at 7 p.m. tomorrow. The last time we did this, it was hi-larious. (Maybe this time, Nick Brown will simultaneously live blog a 1982 episode of “Wheel of Fortune.”)
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