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::Making Grown Men Cry Since 1992
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I’ve watched enough VH1 shows to know when "celebrity" is being used very loosely. A crazy woman from " The Apprentice ?" "Mini Me?" The guy who I think is married to Pink? These are all no-names, with no business on TV.So it is with great (perhaps misplaced) joy that I present the star-studded cast of this season’s "Dancing with the Stars:"Jewel, Lil’ Kim, Denise Richards, Steve-O, David Alan Grier, Ty Murray, Steve Wozniak, Belinda Carlisle, Gilles Marini, Nancy O’Dell and a few others who are just on there because they’re good dancers.Now, I’ve never heard of Nancy O’Dell, Belinda Carlisle or Gilles Marini, but the others were (or are) legitimate celebrities. I hope they make Steve-O drink urine to stave off elimination."Dancing with the Stars" begins Sunday, March 9 on ABC.