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This weekend, boxer and civil rights activist Muhammad Ali died at 74. He was the greatest of all time, both in and out [...]

Its Memorial Day. Don’t be that jackass that brings tuna salad to the cookout. In Fredrickburg, Virginia, a memorial for fallen soldiers — [...]

Sinead O’Connor doesn’t go missing.When it doesn’t work the first two times, I mean, it’s obviously going to work the third time, right? [...]

The hopeless romantic in me is now dead.Unlike the US, folks in the Philippines aren’t scared of transgender people.Has anyone seen my eyes? [...]