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::Making Grown Men Cry Since 1992
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There’s a serial killer in South Carolina.Michael Jackson’s brain has been removed, and he will be buried without it. Meanwhile, his restless soul haunting the Neverland Ranch has been captured on video.Walt Disney World’s monorail crashed, killing an employee.Now that it’s too late, there are going to be co-ed dorm rooms.140 are dead in Chinese riots.The champion eats 68 hotdogs in ten minutes.Costa Rica has edged out Denmark, Disneyland and Wal-Mart as the Happiest Place on Earth. Bigfoot has been spotted in Hartford, Illinois.Read about knife blades in energy drinks.The cops blocked off Zuni as part of a crime scene.A house in Nob Hill is being sold by raffle; tickets are $100.The cops never found my neighbors who were setting off illegal fireworks Saturday night.A five-year-old girl was driving a truck on the West Side.It’s Sylvester Stallone’s birthday. Here he is endorsing John McCain for president.