Albuquerque is, in many ways, a city of neighborhoods. Even though you can basically get anywhere you’re headed in 20 minutes, the scenery can change drastically from one place to the next. Here’s the Cliff’s Notes version of the lay of the land.Barelas (1)What You’ll Find: The coffeehouse where the politicos go, the National Hispanic Cultural CenterWhat You Won’t Find: StarbucksBernalillo (2)What You’ll Find: The original Range Café, the Rail RunnerWhat You Won’t Find: A thriving nightlifeCorrales (3)What You’ll Find: The village, horses, art boutiques and roasted green chileWhat You Won’t Find: Speed limits above a crawlDowntown (4)What You’ll Find: Lofts, bars, live music, galleries, cops and the AlibiWhat You Won’t Find: A grocery storeEast Mountains (5)What You’ll Find: The Crest, hiking trails and TinkertownWhat You Won’t Find: BlockbusterFar Northeast Heights (6)What You’ll Find: Gated communities, private schools, Trader Joe’sWhat You Won’t Find: Affordable housingInternational District (7)What You’ll Find: Vietnamese food, the State Fair, hookersWhat You Won’t Find: The kind of companion you’d take home to motherMidtown (8)What You’ll Find: Furniture and thrift stores What You Won’t Find: A charming caféNob Hill (9)What You’ll Find: Local, quirky independent businessesWhat You Won’t Find: CrosswalksNorth Valley (10)What You’ll Find: Carnicerias, antiques, home cookingWhat You Won’t Find: An after-hours sceneNortheast Heights (11)What You’ll Find: Your parents, your dentistWhat You Won’t Find: BicyclistsOld Town (12)What You’ll Find: Kitsch, the plaza, museumsWhat You Won’t Find: Chain storesRio Rancho (13)What You’ll Find: Houses, houses, Santa Ana Star Center, balloons, houses, McMansions, housesWhat You Won’t Find: Public transportationSanta Fe (14)What You’ll Find: Art galleries, fine food, touristsWhat You Won’t Find: Anything open past 5 p.m.South Valley (15)What You’ll Find: Chickens, pastoral landscapes, cultural pride, mean dogsWhat You Won’t Find: SidewalksUniversity (16)What You’ll Find: Cheap eats, The Frontier, slum lords, Peeping Toms, coffee shops, Don SchraderWhat You Won’t Find: Wal-Mart, a good college bar (or college radio)Uptown (17)What You’ll Find: Large shopping centersWhat You Won’t Find: Anything inside Winrock MallWestside (18)What You’ll Find: Houses, houses, Cottonwood Mall, houses, strip malls, housesWhat You Won’t Find: Trees, neighborhoods more than 10 years old