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::Making Grown Men Cry Since 1992
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This is my new dog Gomez. That’s my finger next to him for scale; he is about the size of a mouse, and he is nearly full-grown. We put a little bell by the front door so he can ring it when he needs to go out. Now, he just sits by the door and rings the bell for fun. His tongue is so small, he wakes me up in the morning by licking out the insides of my nostrils. All of his tricks, so far, involve growling. Outcalls only.