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::Making Grown Men Cry Since 1992
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1) Jerked Beef Sandwich: beef jerky on white bread with ketchup.2) Pickle Frowns: sliced pickles with spray cheese frowny faces drawn on them.3) Cheerio Water: a glass of warm water with a single Cheerio dropped in it.4) Surprise Cornbread: the surprise is there’s a bunch of plastic army men baked inside.5) Spillers: I intentionally spill my Cheerio Water.6) Western-Style Eggs: I make you eat a hard-boiled egg at gunpoint while wearing a cowboy hat.7) Inside Out Rabbit: tomato soup in a fur-lined bowl.8) Caché du Joel: I hide in your house and sing Billy Joel songs.9) Don’t Eat ‘Ems: they’re poison.10) Dream Pie: invisible pie that exists only in thought.