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::Making Grown Men Cry Since 1992
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Personally, I refuse to gamble unless there are short people and horses involved. A jockey friend once told me that it’s a sucker game. Well, with God as my witness, I am that sucker. There is no better day than one spent at a horse track—the fresh air, the beautiful animals, the chain-smoking old men inside playing the simulcast races. Ah, sweet: looking through the program to find the oddly named creature to wager my two dollars on and then yelling as he or she runs the mud track, the trumpet music, the ridiculous jockey uniforms, the old Mexican men and their long-toed boots. Heaven? Probably. Horse Tracks There are, of course, unlicensed horse tracks scattered throughout New Mexico. One only needs an adventurous spirit and the will to find them. Or stick with these horse houses of good repute. The Downs at Albuquerque Expo New Mexico State Fairgrounds 300 San Pedro NE266-5555Live racing runs Aug. 14 through Nov. 14. There is a casino upstairs in which to drop off the horse haters. Take your $20 outside. It’s the only form of gambling that seems appropriate to take children to because they will like the beautiful horses. abqdowns.com has post times and dates. Billy the Kid Casino and Ruidoso Downs Race Track Just off Hwy. 70 west, Ruidoso(575) 378-4431Live racing from Memorial Day Weekend to Labor Day Check out ruidownsracing.com for post times and dates. Sunland Park Racetrack and Casino 1200 Futurity, Sunland Park(575) 874-5200 Live racing from December to AprilCheck sunland-park.com for post times and dates. Sunray Park and Casino 39 Road 5568, Farmington(505) 566-1200Live racing from April to JulyPost times and dates at sunraygaming.com. Zia Park and Black Gold Casino 3901 West Millen, Hobbs(575) 492-7000.Opening day is Sept. 11. Visit blackgoldcasino.net for post times and dates. Casinos If casinos are more your style, there are plenty of them; nearly every pueblo or Indian tribe has one these days. Here are all of them, according to 500nations.com, a good site for finding all things Native American. Apache Nugget Casino Jicarilla Apache tribe Hwy. 550, Dulce(505) 759-3777 Buffalo Thunder Resort & Casino Pueblo of Pojoaque30 Buffalo Thunder Trail, Santa Fe(505) 455-5555 buffalothunderresort.com Camel Rock Casino Tesuque Pueblo17486A Hwy. 84/285, Santa Fe(800) GO-CAMEL, (800) 462-2635 camelrockcasino.com Casino Apache Travel Center Mescalero Apache Tribe25845 Hwy. 70, Mescalero(800) 545-9011, (505) 464-6100 Cities of Gold Casino Pueblo of Pojoaque10-B Cities of Gold Road, Santa Fe(15 miles north of Santa Fe on Hwy. 285)(800) 455-3313 citiesofgold.com Dancing Eagle Casino Pueblo of LagunaI-40 Exit 108, Casa Blanca(505) 552-1114 dancingeaglecasino.com Fire Rock Casino Navajo Nation249 Route 118 East, Church Rock(866) 941-2444 firerocknavajocasino.com Hard Rock Hotel and Casino Albuquerque Pueblo of Isleta11000 Broadway SE(Exit 215 off I-25 south)(505) 724-3800 hardrockcasinoabq.com Inn of the Mountain Gods Mescalero Apache Tribe287 Carrizo Canyon Road, Mescalero(800) 545-9011, (505) 257-5141 innofthemountaingods.com Jicarilla Inn and Casino Jicarilla Apache TribeHwy. 64, Dulce(505) 759-3777 Ohkay Casino Pueblo of San JuanHwy. 68, San Juan Pueblo(North of Española)(800) PLAY-AT-OK, (800) 752-9286 ohkay.com Route 66 Casino Pueblo of LagunaI-40 Exit 140552-1114 rt66casino.com San Felipe’s Casino Hollywood San Felipe Pueblo25 Hagen, San Felipe(877) 529-2946, (505) 867-6700 sanfelipecasino.com Sandia Resort & Casino Pueblo of SandiaI-25 and Tramway(800) 526-9366, 897-2173 sandiacasino.com Santa Ana Star Casino Santa Ana Pueblo54 Jemez Canyon Dam, Bernalillo867-0000 santaanastar.com Santa Claran Hotel Casino Santa Clara Pueblo460 No. Riverside Drive, Española(505) 367-4500 santaclaran.com Sky City Casino Acoma PuebloI-40 Exit 102, Acoma(505) 552-6017 skycity.com Taos Mountain Casino Pueblo of TaosMain Pueblo Road, Taos(888) 946-8267, (505) 737-0777 taosmountaincasino.com