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::Making Grown Men Cry Since 1992
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I attend a party at a friend’s home. I search for the bathroom, eventually locating a rocking chair covered with a Lucite dome, but this clearly is not it. I finally find the toilet next to the stove. As I start to pee, some wise-assed guest throws two kittens onto my back. The guy laughs uproariously as they bite and claw, and I spray everywhere.